Micky Dolenz Quotes
"Love is the ultimate trip."
"Now that's a trip."
"Wow, stars! Hey, that's great Pete!"
"Smile at the pretty girl Melvin."
"This is for the benefit of those of you who tuned in late."
"A man in love has the strength of thousands!"
"He's gonna be the death of us yet"
"I never said we made money. I said we sing."
"Please! No morals!"
"He didn't mean any harm! What violence? Just your typical psychedelic killer."
"Age only matters if your a cheese."
"My Mommy doesn't let me play with toys that bang, bash, scratch, or go boom!"
"I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide."
"I, myself, am deeply jealous."
"Me be a vampire? I don't want to be a vampire! Why does it tell me to be a vampire? Mike, Mike, Why?"
"Peter puts the filth down on Mondays."
"Well, my mother used to call me goo-goo eyes."
"Not now this is a family show. Ahhhhhh."
"Shut up face!"
"I said a safe place, Ruby."
"To dispose of a two-headed Org, jump up and down three times, roll a head of cabbage, and giggle!"
"Gosh-a-roony!!!!"
"Because I'm a mean little girl!!!!!!!!"
"You're the rat that killed my brother!"
"You do and I'll be sorry !"
"Papa Bear kinda wanted me to stick around."
"It's great, it's terrific, its the best show on earth!"
"Thus, as it always ends, When men use their knowledge of medicine for evil and badness!"
"How many for hysteria? Hands, please...."
"Isn't that dumb?"
"Would you like a pinch in the mouth?"
"It's Davy Jones singing, 'It's been lonesome in the saddle since my horse died'!"
"Hold my hand it gives me a feeling of security!"
"Who said our means have to be visible?!"
"Never mind the furthermore, the plea is self-defense."
"My Children! My Children!"
"I can't think with this light bulb over my head."
"Do you realize you have a Monkee on your back?"
"They also have insufferable torches here on Earth. And whenever a pussy cat cries....they TEAR OFF ITS HEAD!!! Then they holler in its ear. Then they put the head back on. I don't know how it stays alive."
"I've told Davy a thousand times, man, stop hangin' around with vampires!"
"I don't even like him that much."
"My favorite color is invisible."
"A brilliant idea....a brilliant idea....that's what we need....a brilliant idea."
"Now Peter, we're gonna try to scare ya'-so don't be scared!"
"It's perfect. That little wave of hair and that little green hat sitting casually cocked apon his head."
"Y'know how hard it is to find purple flowers these days?"
"I don't like it! Paint it red!"
"Man that went out with Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney Movies"
"Careful Ruby, my porcelain crowns."
"I'll jabber the seeber."
"Please, no fawning. Why must they always fawn?"
"Hey! I was pretty good! I scared myself even."
"Badges?!! We don't need no stinking badges!!"
"Little joke... 'bout that big."
"I have to tell him to sell short before the short changes his mind.."
"You are a braggart!"
"Throw it out the midnight!"
"Did you see last train to morrocoville?"
"Not the pie in the face trick again?"
"Yeah I did put my clothes on, but my clothes took off... Could it be my clothes are putting me on??"
"I'm gonna be a starrr!"
"I've walked for 10,000 miles through burning lands and deserts"
"But if we don't change into out secret identity the whole television audience will be doomed!"
"Never trust the calvery!"
"You know, how sometimes you pretend like you're a werewolf?"
"You've heard of the New York Stock Exchange, well, he owns the New Tork Stock Exchange."
"All the kids said noooooo..piss off!!!!"
"What are you doing sitting here all tied up with a gag out of your mouth?"
"Early to bed and early to rise!"
"I'm George Michael Dolenz, Peter Torks soliciter!"
Not bad for a long haired weirdo, huh American?
"What? Clean hands???!!!"
"Special delivery!"
"WOW look at the size of that lens!!"
"Oh shit...you scared me to death!"
"I'm the 23 hour doorman, I used to be the 24 hour doorman but I couldn't take the long hours."
"He has six fingers on that hand"
"HaHaHa, if that's way you feel about you know of a good restaurant?"
"But it sure keeps your foot tapping. Don't it?"
"He's probably very kind to dumb animals."
"All right, dirty copper, you'll never take me alive 'cause I've got your whistle."
"Fight it big Peter!"
"You're too close to your mother."
"We're being invaded by Marthians!"
"Man, that's justice for you. Here we are trying to get in to see him. And he's out trying to find another group that isn't even trying."
"I am not acting strange I am acting perfectly normal there is nothing strange about me"
"Well we were thinking about Last Train To Portrait.. uh I mean...."
" At least we know the murderer is neat"
"And now from the elegant pumproom high over Chicago asking that musical question..."
"If you get lost, I'll be a single.. badum.. here I come, walking down the street. I get the funniest looks from all the people I meet. Hey hey I'm a Monkee..."
"Sock it to me! Sock it to you! Sock it to everybody!"
"The British are coming, the British are coming... over to my house for a party tonight!"
"Sure, you wanna help. I wanna help Peter, too, but I can't; he's birdbrained."
"Isn't this fun."
"I consider the theater a moral, and so do all of my wives."
"Come lets go I gotta get married. Duh Ellie May's gotta get married. Duh, Duh"
"Really Neat"
"I'm deaf, I-I can't hear.....come back!!!"
"Wow, what a great looking cardboard box!"
"It's like Leonard Nimoy really becoming a Vulcan."
"Your the scum that killed my father!"
"These are the bones of the elephant man. And THESE are the bones from the Invisible man. AND THIS is the transmission from the Monkeemobile."
"Last time I saw him he was in the john...er...comfort room"
"No, Tony, I was a has been. Now I'm an AM IS!"
"My canteen was empty-for once it was full..."
"I love you twice as much on Friday cause I want the weekend off!"
"He's no Davy Jones........."
"You can't use your hand Davy it's in meters man!
uh, no, no, no, no, you find the cookie, get the Monkee, then cook the cookie."
"We want to join forces with you. We want to ride down the hills, into villages. Right into the mouths shooting and killing and riding on horses!"
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