Davy, being the quick thinker he is, runs and gets you each a parachute. He helps you on with yours first, gets his on, then takes your hand and you jump out of the jet side by side. As the wind whistles around your ears you can hear Davy shouting to you to open your parachute, which after some fumbling you manage to do. You smile proudly at Davy, who is now gliding safely down to earth. You become lost in his eyes and get tingles thinking how brave he was in the face of danger!! You become quickly jolted out of your daze as you and your parachute become entangled in a temendously large tree. You hang there, dangling helplessly, much to your horror, you see Davy has been rendered unconscience from hitting his head against a rock as he landed! Just then, a gorgeous young woman happens to be walking through the woods with a wheel barrow (work with me people - this is a game) sees Davy and picks him up, then places him ever so gently (a bit too gently for your liking, I might add) in her barrow and whisks him away into the night. Although you screamed for her to help you too, she didn't hear you (selective hearing? We'll never know!)
So, there you dangle, humming Monkees tunes to yourself, until morning, when a big burly lumber man with no teeth sees you and recues you from the tree. Not exactly what you had in mind, but at least your feet are now on the ground! You run as fast as your feet will take you back to civilization. After you make it home you see on the news Davy announcing his up coming marriage to the wheel barrow woman - ack!!
Sorry, Luv, you can't get Davy ever week!