trey's cod piece as well as the rest of the image taken from cluborgazmo please don't sue me
ORGAZMO FANS UNITE
trey's cod piece as well as the rest of the image taken from cluborgazmo please don't sue me
i am sure by this time all you mofos have heard of the campaign to promote trey parker's new movie ORGAZMO, as well as to shed light on the fact that he, along with matt stone, jason mchugh, dian bachar, and all the other people involved in the making of not only this movie, but a plethora of others, are true and legitimate talents, who's innovative work is often overlooked by the hollywood corporate machine. because these men often give a big "f-ck you" to the norm and refuse to conform to anybody's (least of all the MPAA) idea of decency we applaud these brilliant filmmakers for not caving into a system that allows graphic violence and graphic sex if it has the name of one of their perennial favorites attached to it. (this is not an attack on these people themselves, just the pigf-ckers who allow it. we'd like to make that clear) since the NC-17 rating has significantly diminished the number of markets ORGAZMO can be seen in, and all but screwed over every aspect of advertisement possible (its kinda hard to get an nc-17 rated movie ad on tv, radio, newspapers, etc), we the fans of Trey Parker Matthew Stone, Jason McHugh, Dian Bachar, and all those involved with ORGAZMO, have united together and have taken it upon ourselves to see that this movie becomes a success, despite the fact that it is clear, at least to us, that people like the MPAA and conservative hollywood are doing all in their power to make sure it fails. here's were you kids come in..dude! this is so fucked up! and canniballovers.com have joined forces in hopes of organizing a campaign worthy of these mofos talents..below is smack that you can do to help out and join our efforts...be a pornstar and do it..
WHAT YOU CAN DO TO HELP: there are a number of ways you can help out..here are just a few ideas to get your ass started..the key with all of these is to get the word out on orgazmo..
- a new contest has been set since club orgazmo screwed the other one by listing the theaters (which is still a score!) the new one is absolutely rad..check out the contest link for info!
- send out the orgazmo manifesto of sorts composed by supa girl christy and myself to places you think might be interested in hearing about this. (i.e. websites, influential mutherjumpers, etc) post it on message boards, and sites..ANYWHERE that you feel would benefit the campaign.
- if you yourself have a site POST THE LETTER AND CONTEST INFO...the more sites we can get up with the stuff on it the better...christy has got the html code for the letter over at her site, and its available by click HERE
- spread the word about the movie the old fashioned way..just talk good smack about it and let me people know that it exists..
- anything else you think will help out..DO IT!
PLACES TO BUZZ: there are tons of places to start the buzz on ORGAZMO...any place where people with intelligence tend to go is perfect...a good place to start might be message boards.. sites all over the web have them and they are seen by shitloads of people...good places would be where you know fans of the boys usually read and post... get some action going where you can though..
you can also email your ORGAZMO support to various online publications and other sites that might be interested in this whole shbang..also..any newsgroups you think might be interested..post there too.
BOARDS LINKS COMING SOON!
DOCUMENTING PROGRESS:
- if you find yourself getting major action from one of the sites you posted on, email me at headswimer@yahoo.com and i'll post your smack up here.
- if you want to share any progress you have made directly with other fans, post it at the ORGAZMO message board.
CURRENT PROGRESS SHOUT OUTS:
10/16/98:
- new contest has been set up and this one is a is way more cooler and a lot more fair. check out the details kids..this ones killer
- christy and i (melissa) have been sending out the letter to loads of places..including the tonight show, where trey will be appearing tonight. we know we have no freaking prayer of it getting read, but we couldnt live with ourselves if we didnt try..
- extra supa dope props to all the site owners who put up the new contest info and all that..we are sorry that we keep sending you guys all that junk..but we really appreciate your support!
- however we aren't getting any feedback at all from most of you (the few that have shared rock on!) we really need your help on this. the only way this is gonna work is if we all do this together. it really doesnt take all that much...and its for the boys...so doesnt that make it automatically worth it?
10/12/98:
- so far, we have gotten a pretty freaking sweet response on this whole campaign. which is just rad since christy and i were thinking we were gonna get a lot of negative feedback.
- dian bachar responded to our letter on the CRAP bbs...we are pretty stoked about that. he agrees with our shit and for us, since he is one of the movie's stars and all-around cool mofo, this is a huge score..
- the letter and contest info is slowly starting to pop up at sites all over the place! keep it up guys! and if you have yet to get it up on your site..DO IT NOW! :)
keep checking back here..the more people we get to help, the sweeeter this will be..and to webmasters, .if you want to link up to this page, feel free to do so dude....
we can do this kids...by letting the world know about orgazmo and the brilliance of the minds behind it....we can save the world one orgasm at a time..well..not really..but i just wanted to say that...
