THEIR ILLEGITIMATE BASTARD

now there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that you are a hardcore south park fan.(if you are a 14 year-old boy then it is a given, just like it is a given you probably also spank it everyday) or at the very least intrigued by it enough, whether by pure disgust or simple fascination. i'll admitt that i haven't been down with the show for all that long. i do have the excuse of my damn cable system not showing comedy central at night (whats up with that?) until recently. but when i finally got to see it, i gotta say it lived up to all the hype...

THE DILLY: if for some reason you are a dumbass or the product of inbreeding or something of that nature, "south park" is the award-winning animated series on comedy central created by matt stone and trey parker, that centers around the lives of 4 eight year-old boys: kyle, cartman (eric), kenny, and stan who live in south park colorado. it is, as you would expect from matt and trey, AFH. and i might add has a marketing campaign that is insane...yet brilliant..for whoever is making all that money..

 

HERE'S COMEDY CENTRAL'S TAKE ON THE SHOW

SOUTH PARK, this seemingly quiet town nestled in the Colorado Rockies, is the home of TV's newest sick and twisted series. This adult-oriented animated series features the misadventures of Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Stan, third graders who encounter the strange, unexplainable and weirdÛfrom getting probed anally by aliens to visits from The Grim Reaper. SOUTH PARK airs Wednesdays at 10:00-10:30 p.m. and 1:00-1:30 a.m., Saturdays at 10:00-10:30 p.m. and 2:00-2:30 a.m., and Sundays at 12:00-12:30 a.m (ET/PT). Stan is the group's leader. He is rarely the butt of the kids' jokes and is secretly in love with a schoolmate. Kyle is the smart one, but also easily persuaded. The only Jewish kid, Kyle gets abused for being Jewish but is not sure what it means. Cartman is the fat kid--horribly spoiled by his single mother and is often the target for the other kids' ribbing. Kenny is the poor kid. He is not particularly bright and is the first one to take a dare. Kenny dies in every episode. SOUTH PARK also features Chef, a tubby, lovable Southerner, played by Isaac Hayes. Chef moved to Colorado because he is an avid UFO fanatic and South Park is universally known to be the hub of all UFO activity (the real South Park County, CO has one of the highest number of UFO sightings in the world). In an attempt to advise the boys, Chef often breaks into bluesy R&B numbers peppered with suggestive and explicit lyrics. Another important figure in the boys' life is their teacher Mr. Garrison, an untalented ventriloquist who speaks in stream-of-consciousness ramblings. His constant companion is Mr. HatÛa hand puppet that has a psychotic mind of its own. Other characters include Wendy Testaburger, a friend of the boys' and the apple of Stan's eye; Officer Barbrady, the town cop who is practiced at government cover-ups; and Uncle Jimbo & Ned, Stan's uncle and his hunting buddy, who fish with hand grenades and disintegrate deer with anti-aircraft missiles. SOUTH PARK episodes are entitled "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe," "Weight Gain 4000," and "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride." SOUTH PARK is based on an animated short called "The Spirit of Christmas." The short was created by Matt Stone and Trey Parker for Brian Graden, a Foxlab executive who sent it out as video Christmas card. It quickly became the underground secret vice of Hollywood. Trey Parker and Matt Stone are co-creators and executive producers of SOUTH PARK. Debbie Liebling is the executive in charge of production.

AWARDS: "south park" has won the following awards:

and is nominated for the following:

WHERE CAN YOU CAN SCORE IT: "south park" airs every wednesday night on comedy central at 10:00 E, 9:00 C time..

AND/OR: you can buy "south park" volumes 1-3. each tape contains 2 episodes plus the bonus score of matt and trey's "fire side chats"

RANDOM THING:

so from what i hear, kyle, the little bastard pictured here is like the south park equivalent to matt......

and stan, the little bitch pictured here, is the south park version of trey........

LINKS: so as i was kinda saying before there are virtually shitloads of south park sites out there, so i'd rather not add to the ruckus and do a huge freakin' thing on this...maybe if i get bored someday and need something to do..but until that day comes you will just have to utilize the links that i have here..