I, Beth agree that my story, the killer backflip, can only be posted on The
Weekly Fan Fiction Forum, for the week of 7/19, under the topic of swimming
pools.
The Killer Back Flip by Beth
“Yo Pace!” Dawson yelled across the hallway.
”Hey D what’s up?” Pacey yelled
back as the wade toward each other through the many students all scrambling to
get out of this jail that they are stuck in for five days a week.
“ Pace,
remember how my Uncle Jim who sells swimming pools was gonna put one in for us?”
“Yeah, I remember. How could I forget? Just think, pool parties, girls,
swimming, girls, bikinis, girls in bikinis...”
“ Get a hold of your hormones
for a sec Pace. It will be ready for swimming in tomorrow.”
“YES!!” Pacey
yelled.
“Let’s spread the word. Pool party at Dawson’s tomorrow!” he shouted.
“
Shut up you idiot,” Dawson said, laughing, looking around to see what damage was
done. At that point he notices that all the students have completely cleared out
except a very pretty girl rounding the corner.
“Yo Joey!” Pacey yelled. “ Didja
hear? Dawson’s having a pool party!”
“ How could I not hear Pacey?” Joey said. “
With your big mouth all of Capeside will have shown up there tonight.”
Turns
to Dawson “ So when is this great blast of yours really?” she asked.
“
What I’ve been trying to tell Pacey here is that there is no huge blast. My
parents said that I could invite the usual suspects, but no one else. “
“wait a
minute” Joey said. “By my calculations the usual suspects equal you, me, Jen
and that creature over there who stumps all scientists as they try to
decide whether to classify him as a Moneran or a Protist.”
“ Gee Joe, I knew
couldn’t be as dumb as you look.” Pacey said sarcastically.
“ Bite me Pacey” said guess who:)
“ Will you two shut up for a minute?” Dawson said. “My house
tomorrow. We are all swimming. K?”
“ Definitely “ Pacey said.
“ Of course” said
Joey.
“I give up on you two. “ said Dawson.
The Next Day
Jen, Joey, Dawson, and Jen are all swimming in the new Leery family pool and
there is no blood yet
“ So guys whatdaya think?” Dawson asked.
“ Would be better if there were more
girls, and more skin” said Pacey.
“ Shut up” said Joey, and Jen in unison.
“ I
challenge Pacey, the wimp, to a race” said Jen.
“ I’m in” said Joey ”What about
you Dawson?”
“No I think, I’ll be the referee on this one.” said Dawson.
“Two lengths of the pool sound right to you Pacey?” Jen asked.
“ Definitely”
said Pacey.
“Gotcha” said Joey.
“ Ready?” Dawson asked. “On your marks, get set,
go!!”
Jen and Joey took off like two twin missiles. Pacey was far behind.
They reached the wall and came around while Pacey was still at the end. Then Jen
pulled ahead, and finished a few seconds ahead of Joey.
“Jen where did
you learn to swim like that?” asked Dawson in astonishment. “Middle school swim
team.”
Pacey come back after finally finishing “ Hey that wasn’t fair,
I didn’t know you were on a swim team.” protested Pacey.
“Hey all’s fair in love
and war. “ said Jen.
“Any way Pacey, I beat you, too, and I’m not on any swim
team.” said Joey with a smirk on her face.
“Shut up Joey, now Jen, you said
all’s fair in love and war. I’m touched, but you know I think that I prefer the
single life. I’m sorry. I hope that I haven’t caused any permanent scars.”
"Shut
up!” Jen yelled laughing as she dunked him.
“Anyone want some more chips or soda?” Dawson asked.
“Definitely D, my ego
needs some help. It is slowly diminishing” Pacey said with a puppy dog look on
his face.
“ Starve him Dawson, please. Maybe his ego will shrink into normal
size.” Joey said laughing.
“ To do that you’d have to starve him for a month at
least.” Jen said.
“ I’ll come with you Dawson” said Jen.
“ Great, I’m stuck with
the creature from the Black Lagoon.”
Joey goes to try a backwards flip off the diving board and hits her head.
“ My god Joey” yelled Pacey. She was bleeding all over the place. “ this can
not be good” Pacey thought “ I have to get her to the hospital.”
Joey goes to try a backwards flip off the diving board and hits her
head.
“ My god Joey” yelled Pacey. She was bleeding all over the place. “
this can
not be good” Pacey thought “ I have to get her to the hospital.”
“CUT and Print!” Dawson yelled, from behind the camera. “Okay guys, that was
great!”
“ We’ll do the actual death scene tomorrow. take a break, you need it.”
"This
may be one of our greatest movie ventures yet!" he said.
"Yeah sure Dawson. This will win us all Academy Awards definitely." Pacey said
sarcastically. “And Joey, you die so well. I’m thinking that we should kill her
off in all
of your
movies Dawson.”
“ Bite me Pacey.” said Joey.
“ Now if I were
a
vampire you might regret saying that.”
“ But you’re not, you’re a
werewolf.”
said Joey.
“ Now there’s a new twist on an old theme” said Dawson. “ A
Martian
Werewolf in Capeside.”
“More like An Idiotic Werewolf in Capeside” said
Joey.
“
Do you guys ever get tired of picking on me?” asked Pacey.
“ Do you ever
get
tired of drooling over unattainable girls?” asked Joey.
“Good point.”
They all
laughed.
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