I, Dawson'sChick, do solemnly swear that this wonderful story can only be
displayed on Lisa's page.
WARNING SEXUAL CONTENT!!!!!!!
This Story is intended for mature audiences only
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, etc. Credit goes to
Kevin, The WB and Columbia Tristar
Author's Credits: to the Creekers, you know who you are. To Mel for
helping me come up with this sick and twisted story, we really need to stay
off the crack!
The Metaphor of Fun by DawsonsChick
Basic Idea: Dawson and Jen are together and happy, and Pacey and Joey are
together and happy
Pacey and Joey were walking home from school one day and headed towards
Joey's house, hand in hand. They turned the corner facing Dawson's house
and saw Dawson and Jen making out on Dawson's porch.
"Well, look who's swimming!!" Pacey said with a laugh.
"What?" Joey said looking at him.
"Don't tell me you forgot about our secret code Jo!"
"Apparantly I have, refresh my memory." she said.
"Well, remember when we were kids and we saw Dawson's parents kissing or
Bessie kissing her boyfriend and we always thought it was gross?"
"Yeah....."
"And you remember how we once compared it to a swimming pool?" he finished.
"Oh yeah..." she said with a smile forming on her face. "The lips were the
ladder, the cheeks were the sides of the pool, the saliva was the water and
the tongue was the diving board."
"God we were observant children!" Pacey noted.
"Yeah, I guess we were."
"So, do you think Dawson is doing a double backflip off the high dive?" he
asked her sarcastically.
"I don't know, maybe we should ask him!" she said with an evil grin on her
face.
They strolled over to Dawson's porch and Pacey cleared his throat to
announce their presence.
"Oh, hey guys!" Jen said with her hair all messed up.
"Hey, we just wanted to ask Dawson a quick question." Joey said. "Go ahead
Pacey, ask!"
"Well Dawson, were you performing a double backflip in the layout position
off the high dive?" he questioned with a huge grin.
Dawson blushed and began laughing uncontrollably. He remembered. Jen was
totally in the dark and thought she had been offended by the obscure inside
joke.
"Dawson, mind clarifying exactly what the hell they are talking about?" Jen
said angrily.
"I see you two have some things to discuss, we'll leave you alone." Pacey
said as he grabbed Joey's hand and escorted her to the dock.
They climbed in the boat and rowed to Joey's where they were spending the
afternoon. They reached Joey's house and went upstairs to her room. As a
miracle of great proportions, no one else was home. They were supossed to
be studying, but Joey had other plans.
"So Pacey, I was thinking. Can you show me that new dive you learned off
the diving board?" she asked him seductively.
"Well, it isn't quite perfected yet, but I enjoy the practice" he said as
he joined her on the bed. They slowly joined the ladders of their pools
together and enjoyed swimming laps. Things proceeded rapidly and Joey
eventually added one final comment that sent both of them over the edge of
sanity.
"Pacey?"
"Yeah?"
"I think it's time that our swimming pool got a slide put in."
They slowly began removing their clothing and made love on Joey's bed,
using the pool innuendos for fun.
THE END!
Sorry about the sexual innuendos, I did them as a joke with Mel just to
make Lisa mad cuz she was worried about the sexual content in the stories
on her site. So, we love you Lisa, but we couldn't resist!
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