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Dawson: C'mon, you've been sleeping over since you were seven.
It's
Saturday night. Joey: Things change, Dawson. Evolve. Dawson: What are you talking about? Joey: Sleeping in the bed was fine when we were kids, but we're fifteen now. Dawson: Yeah. Joey: And I have breasts! Dawson: What?! Joey: And you have genitalia! Dawson: I've always had genitalia. Joey: But there's more of it. Dawson: How do you know? Joey: Long fingers! Joey: No, I'm not getting a 'thang' for you, Dawson. I've known you too long. I've seen you burp, barf, pick your nose, scratch your butt. I don't think I'm getting a 'thang' for you. Dawson: We're friends, okay. No matter how much body hair we acquire. Deal. Joey: Deal. Dawson: And we never talk about this again, deal? Joey: You got it! Joey: You did it again! You grabbed my ass! Pacey: Like you even have one. Jen: See you in school. Dawson: Yeah, if not sooner. Joey: (Mocking Dawson) If not sooner. Pacey: Nice! Pacey: Tamara! Tamara: So, Pacey, I tell you what, why don't you call me Miss Jacobs, during school hours? Pacey: Right! Of course! Pacey: Man, video woman is my new English teacher, Okay? You, me, the movies tonight. We are stalking a faculty member. Jen: Tell you what, Grams, I'll go to church when you say the word 'penis'. Grams: You stop that talk! Jen: It's just a word, Grams. Clinical and Technical. 'Penis'. Joey: Oh, I love your hair color! What number is that? Joey: So, uh, Jen are you a virgin? Dawson: That's mature! Joey: Well, cause Dawson is a virgin and two virgins really make for a clumsy first encounter don't you think? Dawson: You are going to die! Joey: I just thought I'd help, you know cut to the chase. Jen: No, it's okay, Dawson. Yes, I am a virgin. How about you, Joey, are you a virgin? Joey: Please, years ago. Trucker named Bubba. Joey: So Jen, you a size queen? Jen: Excuse me! Joey: Well, how important is the size to you? Dawson: Joey! Jen: Well, you know, being a virgin, I guess I haven't given it much thought. How about yourself, Joey? Joey: I'm torn! Dawson: You and me, outside, now! Joey: What do you think Dawson? Dawson: I am going to kill you! Kill you dead! Joey: Did you notice the long fingers? Dawson: Are you tweaking? What is your problem? Joey: My problem is that ever since Miss Highlights came along, you haven't said one word to me! Dawson: Crap! That is pure crap! And you know it. Joey: Oh, I understand everything. I'm tired of understanding. All I do is understand! Joey: You're so far removed from reality you can't even see what is right in front of you. Dawson: What are you doing in there? Joey: Hanging with the clothes. Dawson: I'm sorry, I was such an insensitive male. I thought I was above it. Dawson: When I saw you in the movie theater with that lipstick on, I remembered thinking how pretty you looked. I mean, I ignored it. But I thought it. Joey: When I saw you going for Jen's hand, I mean it's not like I wanted to be the one holding your hand. I just didn't want her holding it. Dawson: Where are you going? Joey: I can't sleep over anymore. And we can't talk to each other the way we used to. There are things we just can't say. Dawson: That's not true Joey, I can tell you anything. Joey: Yeah! How often do you walk your dog? Dawson: What? Joey: You know what I mean. What time a day, how many times a week? Dawson: (quietly) Goodnight. Joey: See ya, Dawson! Dawson: See ya, Joey! (Joey leaves via window. They show Joey running to her boat on the verge of tears and Dawson hitting his head off of his closet door.) Dawson: Joey, usually in the morning with Katie Couric! |
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