| Kidnapped  (198K) | Listen up, Big Daddy! You don't scare me... | Rubber pants  (112K) | Daddy, these rubber pants are hot... | Ralph  (189K) | My son's been kidnapped. You haven't seen him, have you? | Old Swampy  (171K) | Ah, New Orleans. The Big Easy... | | Answer | Police answering machine |  | 
| Pulp (71K) | Scene from Pulp Fiction staring Clancy, Lou, and Eddie! | 
| Baby (51K) | No jury in the world would convict a baby... | 
Rice Square (93K) | Someone's taken a bite out the the giant rice krispy square... | Aquarium (63K) | To the aquarium! | | Hotpants (48K) | Look at all them hotpants. | 
Borax (102K) | Enough of your borax... | Guns (75K) | Becoming a cop requires... | | Greek (251K) | ...better start in greek town... | 
| 555 (157K) | Did you get a trace on that number?... | 
| Wallet (80K) | Wallet inspector... | 
| Dusting (84K) | ...no I'm not, I'm uh, dusting for prints... | 
| Jackass (295K) | you story is very compelling Mr. Jackass... | 
| Come out (261K) | Come out with you hands up... | 
| Tail Light (38K) | The left tail light is a little smaller... | 
| Bob Saget (270K) | Ok Chief...enjoy Bob Saget. | 
| pizza (32K) | Ok ...what? This better be about pizza. | 
| Inflate(48K) | Oh, just get one of those inflatable women... | 
| D.O.A (285K) | Your husband was found D.O.A. | 
| Rampage (73K) | My husband's on a murderous rampage, over... | 
| Location (193K) | Chief reports his location... | 
| Just Moe (57K) | Chief arrests Homer for murder | 
| Nuns (105K) | You'll see a lot of nuns where you're going... | 
| Closet (51K) | What's your fascination with my closet of mystery? | 
| Nose (67K) | Wiggum on picking your nose | 
| Push (67K) | The harder you push, the faster we get out of here | 
| Bribe (163K) | Taking a Bribe | 
| Bible (71K) | Doesn't the Bible say... | 
| Piggum (71K) | He called me "Chief Piggum" | 
| Grenade (71K) | anyone seen grenade with the pin missing... | 
| Lights (71K) | Lights | 
| Bad Cops (71K) | Theme from Cops in Springfield |