EARTH WORM JIM SOUNDS

JIM:
”Peter has just demonstrated what would happen in real life. So remember kids, just say no to running into walls. It may not be the cool thing, but it’s the smart thing.

JIM:
”It’s so obvious!”

JIM:
”Luckilly, you incredible fakey wig clogged the mechanism, saving your brains from suckage most fowl!”

JIM’S 4 BRAINS:
”I’m Hungry”
”I’m cold”
”I’m itchy”
”Where are the girls?”

JIM’S 4 BRAINS:
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Girls?

PETER PUPPY:
“Ugh, must cut the cheese”

PETER PUPPY:
”You’re too good at this”

PRINCESS WHATS-HER-NAME:
”Alright, everybody spit out your gum, it’s time to attack!!”

PROF. MONKEY-FOR-A-HEAD:
”What’s that? Oh, looks like a cantaloupe, don’t it?”

BOB THE GOLDFISH:
”Sayenora worm boy!!”

NARRATOR:
”Thus did history’s most grievous printers error occur. Fuzzy Wuzzy’s funny animal pop-up book came to include the secret for destroying the universe, right after the Pudgy Wudgy Hippo.

ABE LINCOLN:
”And that’s a big goodbye to my credibility”

PETER & JIM:
”This is fun Jim!”
”That’s enough senseless violence for one day little buddy”

ORB CREATURE & JIM:
”I have been trapped in that orb for eons, forced to do the bidding of others, but now the warmth from your butt has freed me. I shall fulfill my destiny and bring an era of perfect harmony to the universe”
”Check it out Peter, all because of my butt! –COW FALLS ON ORB CREATURE- Of course, harmony is really overrated.

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