 This is when I met Britney Spears. She looks so sad because this is right after I beat her in a game of ping pong BRITNEY SPEARS: AKA GOOD PEOPLE |
 This is Christina Aguilera - she sings that "Genie in a Bottle" song. This picture was taken at the Aunt Jemima Look Alike Festival. That's why Christina has a dew rag on her head CHRISTINA AGUILERA: AKA GOOD PEOPLE |
 Meeting Mr. T... That should be everyones dream. It was mine, but he turned out to be the worst celebrity to meet me. All he did was talk about how fast his van was and when I tried to talk he'd say "Quit yer jibba jabba foo'! You's on my turf now!" LAWRENCE TERO: AKA JIVE PEOPLE |
 When I met Alf all we did was sing show tunes and jam on the piano all day. Then, before I left, I beat him in a vicious game of ping pong and told him if he didn't call me "Butros Butros" for the rest of his life I'd drop him like Melmac. ALF: AKA FUZZY ALIEN PEOPLE |
 Everyone remembers the episode when Nacy Reagan guest appeared, but does anyone remember when Brian Robinson was on Diff'rent Strokes? That's bullshit, I even hurt my back because I had to bend over for this shoot. GARY COLEMAN: AKA SHORT PEOPLE
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 I met Englebert Humperdink. Yes, yes I did. Make fun of me all you want but I made my grandmother happy as ass. She gets off to this guy. He's got the look. ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINK: AKA OLD PEOPLE |
 The TV show Full House. Remember that great show? It was going off the air so Andy and I thought that we'd pay them a visit to say bye. FULL HOUSE CAST: AKA BAD PEOPLE |
 The Cos. I met this dumbass a whiles back. Never again. He was too paranoid that Emilio Estevez was going to take his place as nite time showman. COSBY SHOW CAST: AKA PARANOID PEOPLE |
 That stupid clay piece of shit Gumby. He said he would pay me for a guest appearance on his show, so thinking I would get some mucho dinero, I agreed. Little did I know that they pay you with ping pong games in Gumbyland. I was so pissed I gave Gumby and Pokey a defeat o' so harsh. GUMBY: AKA CON PEOPLE |
 Duran Duran, dey are some a great band. Deir lyrics gots' no meanin' whutsoeva'. Ah be baaad... By da damn way, dey met me. What it is, Mama! DURAN DURAN: AKA GOOD PEOPLE |
 The two Ashes, evil and good, for the movie Army of Darkness. These two mother humpers were fighting over me because I'm the shit. GOOD ASH (LEFT): AKA GOOD PEOPLE
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MR. DRUMMOND: AKA RICH WHITE PEOPLE
WILLIS: AKA BAD PEOPLE
WHAT FAMOUS PEOPLE DO YOU THINK SHOULD MEET ME?