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FUCKING TATTOO!! That’s right, the little midget form the TV show "Fantasy Island". You know the guy – he always said "Ze Plane! Ze Plane!". He wasn’t the guy with the eyepatch but the little midget who looked like he was Puerto Rican, Mexican, Hawaiian, and Cambodian all in one. Alot of people know FUCKING TATTOO from his classic Dunkin' Donuts commercial. As you can see, FUCKING TATTOO had it all.
Well anyway, our buddy, FUCKING TATTOO (A.K.A. Herve Something-or-other), SUPPOSEDLY committed suicide back back in the day day. Note the "SUPPOSEDLY" -- I say that because I have proof that FUCKING TATTOO is still alive. I think FUCKING TATTOO faked his death because he wanted his own E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
 | FUCKING TATTOO tangoes with the POPE. He was the personal escort for awhile. |
 | FUCKING TATTOO was J.F.K.'s advisor for a little bit too. |
 | FUCKING TATTOO was SUPPOSEDLY in on the whole Watergate thing along with Nixon. The Mastermind?? Maybe. |
 | FUCKING TATTOO was an idol in the eyes of the Small town public. He attended almost every outing. |
 | FUCKING TATTOO and the King. Rumors say that FUCKING TATTOO was the basis for some great hits. |
 | FUCKING TATTOO with two of his so-called Bitches. |
 | FUCKING TATTOO and FUCKING HITLER?? I had no clue! ... that FUCKING HITLER wore knickers |
 | FUCKING TATTOO and Bill Gates...is there something going on here? Can FUCKING TATTOO be the long lost mother of Bill Gates' child??? |
THAT’S IT - SO GO HOME