[Napkin??]

Simma down - 'Napkin' is a racist term ... but it's a funny one

MY SISTER     MY DAD
MY MOM         MY DOG

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BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO SAY THE NEWEST OF THE NEW RACIST TERMS, 'NAPKIN'.  BE COOL!! BE FRESH!!  BE SMOOTH WITH THE LADIES ON PROM NITE!!  BE ABLE TO EAT NOODLES WITH YOUR FEET!!  SAY NAPKIN!!

DEFINITION:
The term 'Napkin' refers to those people that have cultural backgrounds in the following categories:  Asian American, Japanese, Slave Laborian, Korean, Chinese, Gookish, or anyone that has slanty eyes, has a darkish-yellow skin tone, and is reffered to by my grandmother as a 'Squint'.

ORIGIN:
One nite, back back in the day day, a mysterious, and presumably drunk, Asian

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American girl was found lying on one of the most expensive and luxurious couches

in room 210.  No one knew how she got there, no one really cared.  As the nite progressed, the Asian American girl seemed to find the couch more and more comfortable and finally passed out in the late nite hour showing no signs of any random acts of Kung Fu-ing or Ninjitsu-ing.  Discussions continued without the presence of the Asian American girl because it seems that the Asian American mind can barely hold enough information to hold an end of a conversation.  Anyway, while no one was paying any attention to the Asian American girl, she woke and thought it would be a good idea to projectile vomit everywhere possible (from the fridge, to the floor.  From a copy of Airplane! to my underwear drawer.)  With no visible signs of being upset, the Asian American girl versed out all that her broken English skills would let her.  The broken English question/statement that was said was ... "Napkin?"

Tri Kappa Fraternity/Sorority

This is the current reigning Moses

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AND NOW ... MORE NAPKINS FOR US TO LAUGH AT

So tough.  So sorry.
STUPID ... YOU SO STUPID

SUPRISE!!

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You no rike how cards are dealt?

TOO BAD!! HAHAHA!!

DON'T PISS
ME OFF!!

ADOPT A NAP:
With every adoption of a Napkin Child, parents will receive a bowl of free Wonton

WON TON!!

This is the Napkin support group.

HAHAHAHA

She's got a Rascal!!

People have read that intro more than once because the really want to eat noodles with their feet.