"Sometimes we think we'd be better off dead.
No wait ... not us ... YOU!!"

TUE:      Hoagies, Stogies, Perogies, & food
              from Bogies

WED:     Experience the great delicasy
              of BANANA MILK

THUR:    POT - Luck supper

FRI:        Join the members of Tri - Kappa for
               a mixer along with anyone who
               cares (THEME:  BEER)

SAT:       Blunts & Cunts (Marijauna &
               Hookers) **INVITE ONLY**

INFO:      Co - Presidents 
                    8 - 4079 ask for Mumia Abu Jamal
                    8 - 4051 ask for Muhammad Ali

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If you think that you can pass the test of being a loyal Tri - Kappa brother/sister, all you have to do is sign up on the next page.  Remember, being in Tri - Kappa doesn't mean you have to be located in a certain area, Tri - Kappa members are all over the world carrying out the rush schedule on their own terms.

Due to the recent negative feedback from the Animal Right Association of America, goats and llamas are no longer allowed to be ACTIVE members of Tri - Kappa.