Top Ten Things Hannah Almost Said.

10. "Juan, I know you're in the hospital, and probably a bit upset about being beaten up and not having Sonny visit you and all, but do you think you could help me get closer to him?"

9. "I'm so upset about Sonny not talking to me that I think I'll go for another run. This time I might even make it past the dessert tray at Kelly's."

8. "I don't understand why people don't like Sonny, and why they blame him for everything. Just because he's running the mob, doesn't mean he isn't a really nice person."

7. "Sonny, I know you're upset about your dead wife's kid being beaten within an inch of his life, but I think you'd feel better if we went upstairs and screwed around."

6. "Sonny, I know you're upset about your dead wife's kid being beaten within an inch of his life, but I made you a lasagne, and I want this to be all about me! Why won't you eat it? It's going to be ruined! (sniff sniff)"

5. "I'd love to spend some time meeting people in Port Charles or going somewhere other than Kelly's, but with that one shift per month I'm working at Luke's and the time I spend begging Tammy and Mike for advice about how to deal with Sonny, I just haven't had the time."

4. "I can't believe Sonny would just leave without saying goodbye. He wouldn't do that to me. I know he did it to Brenda, but then, we're such different people. Sure, we look exactly alike, and both have an IQ of 2, but she was a super-model, and I'm a waitress at Luke's."

3. "Maybe I do look almost exactly like Sonny's dead ex-fiancee, but I know that he loves me for me. I can tell because he rarely yells "Brenda!" during sex anymore."

2. "I'm a smart, capable, independent woman. I'm so intelligent that I have two topics of conversation: how do I make Sonny happy, and what's for dessert?"

1. "Sonny, I want you to know that despite the fact you saved me from becoming a call girl and got me a job and got me a place to live and drive me around in your car and bought me a dress, numerous dinners, and a ticket to the Nurses' Ball and saved me from my stalker ex-boyfriend, I'm actually an independent woman. It's important to me that I rely on myself and not you." Uh huh.