Top Five Things Taggert Thinks Coffee is Used For

(Come on, there's no way even Taggert could come up with Ten.)

5. Coffee can be used as a powerful deterrent to crime: Taggert uses it to assault the shoes of naughty criminals like Cesar Faison.

4. Coffee shipments can be used in drug smuggling operations, to throw customs dogs off the scent of cocaine -- except in PC where the mobsters actually just import coffee.

3. Coffee is actually a beverage, good for keeping you awake at those all night stakeouts of Sonny's Penthouse.

2. Buying coffee is a good cover when doing surveillance at Kelly's.

1. The ability to make a good cup of coffee is a requirement for employment at the PCPD. I quote Sonny Corinthos when I say: "How did you get to be Detective? Were you the only one who could find the coffee filters?"

 

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