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Top Ten Worst Females on GH

10. Emily. Whiny, petulant child.

9. Lila. We've said it before, we'll say it again. Actually, never mind. It goes without saying. Think people, think.

8. Audrey. At least her dentures fit. So snug and secure. (At times I wish they didn't fit, 'cuz then she'd have to keep her mouth shut.)

7. Monica. It takes a lot of talent to match your hair and wardrobe to the colour of your set. She blends - is she a lizard? Sidebar: Monica's father reappaears, and he's a lizard!! (Hey, if they can do Casey the Alien...)

6. Bobbie. The older she gets, the tighter her shirts get and the bigger her eyes get. Among other things.

5. Lulu. Only good thing we can say about her is that she's the perfect spokesperson for NOT using Ritalin.

4. Lesley Webber. Apparently, she deserved to be locked away for those 10 years. The only question is, why would anyone want her back?

3. Laura. Hairball with a mouth. See Emily.

2. Chloe. Please note, we are refering to Post-Jax Chloe, because Pre-Jax Chloe was kinda cool. I think Jax's parents said it best when they described her as vapid.

1. Hannah. Oy. Vey. You know how we feel about her.

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