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Top Ten "Oh, Yeah? What about the Time...?" Moments

Authors' Note: These are the moments on GH when you just want to shake the offending character and remind him or her that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

10. Chloe tells off Jax for going after ELQ so ruthlessly. Oh, Yeah?...What about the time she faked a marriage to Ned (and conned Jax and Alexis into faking a marriage) to keep her business from falling into Gertrude's hands?

9. Alan yelling at Monica for having an affair. Oh, Yeah?...What about the times he's had affairs? Especially that almost-affair with her best friend Bobbie!

8. Laura telling Luke and Felicia off for their "affair." Laura telling Tammy off for sleeping with Luke. Oh, Yeah?...What about the time Laura had an affair with Stefan - and she and Luke were still a couple!

7. This one hasn't even happened yet, but I think I can see the future - Laura yelling at Stefan for faking his own death and causing his own son to mourn him. Oh, Yeah?...What about the time Laura faked her death by exploding house, and let Nikolas believe she was dead?

6. Monica and Alan raving about how great it would be to have another kid. (I'm with Edward on this one, folks.) Oh, Yeah?...What about AJ the drunk, Jason who has disowned his family, and Emily who they never pay attention to?

5. Edward ranting about what bad parents Monica and Alan are for having a drunk for a son. Oh, Yeah?...What about the time his son (Alan) was addicted to painkillers?

4. Tony complaining to Tammy about Roy's criminal record. Oh, Yeah?...What about the time he kidnapped Michael and Robin? (And there was that whole head-shaving scene...I still have nightmares.)

3. Monica calls Carly a tramp. Oh, Yeah?...What about the time...(do I even need to bother with this one? She's slept with everyone, including Ned for heaven's sakes! Then there was that whole issue of who AJ's father was...) Let's just say Pierce Dorman and leave it at that, ok?

2. Mac is convinced that he has enough evidence to convict Luke for Stefan's murder. Oh, Yeah?...What about the time the PCPD thought they had enough evidence to convict Laura for Damian's murder? What about the time the PCPD thought they had enough evidence to convict Stefan for Katherine's murder? What about the times the PCPD believed that Laura's and Lucky's deaths were 'accidental.' Neither Damian nor Katherine nor Laura nor Luke were dead. And now that I think about it - there's no corpse. They had a corpse for Damian, Katherine, Laura, Lucky...and none of them were dead!

1. Bobbie accuses Carly of putting her own needs before Michael's, and dragging him from home to home and father to father. Oh, Yeah?...What about the time she was married to Tony and had an affair with Damian, and then divorced Tony to marry Stefan and move to Wyndemere, and then divorced Stefan, and then moved Jerry the money launderer into her bed and after he was arrested started a torrid romance with Roy the ex-con ex-Fed-snitch (all without thought to how this could be warping dear little Lucas)?

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