10. Port Charles Mob Boss.
9. Mayor of Port Charles (should his career in the mob falter.)
8. Con Artist (he inherits this talent from which parent?).
7. Bicycle delivery boy. (Carly is worried that if he gets behind the wheel, he could end up brain-damaged, just like his favorite Uncle, Jason. Ooops. Too late, Baby Michael is already a tad brain-damaged.)
6. Third corpse in George Alan Quartermaine’s crypt. (Forget it – we’re not that lucky.)
5. Drugged-out Doctor. (ooops, sorry, that career already taken by his grandfather.)
4. Alcoholic Business Man (ooops, sorry, that career already taken by his father.)
3. Pimp. Someone has to help LesleyLu in her future endeavours.
2. Robyn Scorpio’s Boy Toy.
1. Model for Deception. (Who are we kidding? He’s as ugly as AJ! But then, Katharine is single now…)