"Jim Ross,"Hello everyone and welcome to No Way Out.I am sitting here with Jerry "The King" Lawler.And we areready to bring an action packed night as we present No Way Out."
Jerry Lawler,"Thats right JR.We have a great line up of matches tonight.And we get to see Frydaddy take on Kane for the world title.But not in just any match,its a Hell in a Cell,First Blood match! I can't wait."
"Niether can I,King.It should be a slobber-knocker.
Frydaddy comes walking out to the surprise of the crowd.He has no theme music.He just simply walks out unannounced.He gets in the ring and calls for a mic.
Frydaddy,"Tonight is the night I take complete control of the WWF.I am commissioner,but I am going to be World champ after it is all said and done.So Kane why don't you save yourself the embaressment and come hand me the title over? That way you don't get hurt.
DX's theme plays and Kane comes out.He has the world title slung over his shoulder.Kane has a mic in his hand.
Kane,"Frydaddy,why don't you quit trying to fool yourself? You know just like all these fans know,you can't beat me.I am going to not only beat you,but I am going to bust your ass wide open! You will bleed at my hands tonight.
You have it wrong.I am going to be making you bleed.
Oh Yeah?
Kane then raises his hands up,just like when he gets in the ring,he throws them down in one swift quick motion.But instead of the turnbuckles exploding in fire,a huge amount of blood comes spilling down from the ceiling,covering Frydaddy.
Who's bleeding now? Before tonight is over,you will be bleeding for real!
These two just really don't like each other.
Kane took it too far though.Frydaddy is our commissioner.And he is Kane's brother.They shouldn't be fighting they should be working together.Frydaddy will get even.
Lita's theme plays and the European champ comes jogging out.
Lita has put together some great matches so far,King.
Yeah she has.And tonight she faces Deca Noman,this guy is a little on the strange side.But is the closest to Lita's size so far.
Deca Noman's theme plays and out walks Deca Noman.He walks slowly to the ring recieving many boo's.As he gets in the ring Lita dropkicks him.Deca Noman hits the mat and jumps right back up.He looks mad and goes to tie Lita up.She ducks and hits a few quick kicks to the thigh.Deca Noman grabs his thigh and Lita's foot at the same time.Lita is hopping on one foot as Deca Noman won't let go.She jumps up and hits an enzigiuri.Deca Noman hits the mat hard this time.Lita kicks him while he is down.The ref comes over and makes her stop.As the ref is checking on Deca Noman Lita comes back over to finish him off.But as she reaches for him,Deca spits out some purple liquid in Lita's face!
That's cheating! He should be disqualified.
JR is right,but the ref lets the match continue.Deca Noman then stands up,acting like he is proud of what he has done.The crowd is really letting him have it.Lita has grabbed her face and walked to the other side of the ring.Deca foolows her and she mule kicks him.Deca grabs himself and hunches over in pain.Lita whips him in the ropes and hits a flying head scissors.Then she lands a flying springboard elbow.Deca is about out of the match.He gets up and him Lita exchange a few rights when she hits The Twist of Fate out of no where.Then she climbs the turnbuckle and hits her Moonsault.The ref slides over,One,Two,Three! Lita wins.Lita has kept the European title.
Lita wins.Lita wins.This young lady has shown some impressive ring work so far.
Ahh,I think she just winked at me!!
I think your seeing things.
Well I know that I am about see our commissioner take on BIlly Gunn in a revenge match.
Yes you are.Weall are.Lets roll thw film.
The titantron shows last week when Frydaddy was defending the Hardcore title against The Undertaker.Frydaddy has just rolled Undertaker in the ring when Billy Gunn comes out of no where and attacks Frydaddy.Then Frydaddy and Billy Gunn fight back and forth.That is until Frydaddy kicks Billy Gunn and hits the Deep Fryer,laying Billy Gunn out cold.As the film is stopped,Marilyn Manson and his band are all set up on the entrance ramp.
Whats this?
Our commissioner,Frydaddy,has asked Marilyn Manson and his band back to play here tonight.
Oh,great.I love Marilyn Manson.What about you JR?
I can't say that I have listened to him that much,King.But I am sure he is a great at what he does.
Well to prove JR right,they begin to play "Anti-Christ Superstar".Frydaddy comes out after a few moments and high fives a few of the members.He is really enjoying himself.Frydaddy then walks to the ring,recieving a mixed reaction from the crowd.He gets in the ring and waits on Billy Gunn.As Marilyn Manson and his band stop playing DX's theme plays.Billy Gunn comes walking out.As he walks out on stage,one of the band members says something to him.Billy Gunn looks at them strangely and gives them the suck it sign.Frydaddy gets mad and runs up the ramp.He slams Billy Gunn in to the entrance set up and Billy Gunn stumbles back.Frydaddy then reaches out and grabs a guitar from the band and smashes it over BIlly's head.Billy Gunn has been hurt bad.Frydaddy gets him in a headlock and they wlak to the ring.Frydaddy rolls Billy Gunnn in the ring,then gets in himself.Billy Gunn is getting his senses about him and hits a few rights.Then Frydaddy hits a few rights.Frydaddy whips Billy Gunn in the ropes and misses a clothesline.Billy Gunn then hits a right and kicks Frydaddy.He runs back and hits the Fame-asser!The ref counts,One,Two,Thr,Frydaddy kicks out.Billy Gunn then applies the sleeper hold.Frydaddy is fighting it and picks Billy Gunn up off the ground.He rams his back,which Billy Gunn is on,in the turnbuckle.Billy Gunn is clearly in pain.Gunn lets the sleeper hold go.
You have to give "The One" Billy Gunn credit here,King,he is doing good.
No he isn't.Frydaddy is going to win.
Frydaddy kicks Gunn down in the corner.About this time Justin Credible and Trish Stratus come walking out.The crowd boo's heavily.Credible spits at them.As they get to the ring,Trish gets up on the apron,distracting the ref.Credible cains Billy Gunn a few times.Then Frydaddy climbs the turnbuckle and hits a huge splash.The ref counts the three.Frydaddy has gotten his revenge on Billy Gunn.
Told you JR.
That will not be the last we see of Frydaddy tonight.
Kurt Angle's theme plays and the olympic champion comes out.Kurt is wearing his gold medals and does his trademark spin around taunt.He walks to the ring and gets in.He takes his medlas off and hands them to the ref.The ref places them on the outside of the ring.Then HBK's music plays and the Hear Break Kid comes out.The crowd is really cheering HBK on.HBK walks to the ring very confidently.Angle gets out of teh ring as HBK gets on thw apron.HBK does a little dance for the fans,then gets in the ring.He flexes and slides down to one side,while fireworks shoot off behind him.He stands up and looks at Kurt.Kurt slides in the ring. and the two start to slug it out.They go back and forth as HBK gets the advantage.HBK backs Kurt in the ropes and whips him to the other side of the ring.Kurt comes back and HBK hits a big clothesline.HBK picks Kurt up and gets a low blow.HBK grabs himself and Kurt hits an axe handle smash.HBK goes down and Kurt kicks him.The ref makes Kurt back off,and HBK springs up.HBK and Angle tie up and HBK hits a knee to the stomach.HBK then takes Kurt's legs out form under him with a drop kick to the knees.HBK climbs the top rope and hits a flying elbow drop.He covers,One,Two,thr,Kurt Angle kicks out.HBK is mad and at the turnbuckle still.He kicks his leg a few times signaling for Sweet Chin Music.Kurt gets up and HBK kicks him right in the jaw.HBK covers and gets the three.Shawn Michaels is the IC champ!
Michaels is our IC champ.DX has even more gold now.
The camera cuts backstage.Stone Cold is seen walking down the hallway.The crowd cheers.Then you see Justin Credible and Trish Stratus talking.They are walking down the hall also.They bump into Stone Cold.
Justin Credible,"You ready to get your ass kicked tonight?"
Stone Cold,"I tell you what.You keep your bitch out of the ring and I will end it quickly tonight."
Justin Credible doesn't like this.He swings at Stone Cold and the two of them start to brwal over the backstage area.Security comes and breaks them up.The camera then shows the DX locker room.Vince and Kane are talking.
Vince,"Ok Kane tonight,you have the chance to put an end to this feud between you and Frydaddy.What happend earlier tonight should have made Frydaddy mad.He won't be focused.Just keep your focus and you have it in the bag.
Stone Cold is seen leaving the arena.He looks pissed off about the fight he had with Credible.It doesn't look like he will be facing him tonight.
What's this? I know Stone Cold and I know that he isn't just going to leave like that.
Are you blind? He just did.
"Sour" by Limp Bizkit plays and Justin Credible and Trish Stratus walk out.They walk to the ring and Credible is so mad he doesn't even look at the fans.They both get in the ring and Credible gets on the mic.
Well it looks like The Texas Rattlesnake has left the building.He knows that I am going to kill him,so he left.I myself,will start the ten count.His ass will be counted out,then I will be the winner!One.....Two........Three......Four....Five.....Six......Sev.....
The Austin 3:16 glass appears on the titantron.The crowd cheers as Austin's music plays.Then a black truck comes driving in the arena.Stone Cold is behind the wheel.He drives up to the ring and throws a beer can in the back of the truck before he gets out.Then Austin gets out and stands on the roof.He is thrown a mic.
I don't think so you son of a bitch.I am going to personally haul your sorry ass off after this match.You are a piece of trash and I am going to take you out!!!
Credible throws down his mic and runs at Stone Cold.Stone cold gets off of his truck and gets in the ring.Stone Cold back drops Credible over the ropes and on to the windsheild of the truck.The windshield shatters.Stone Cold then starts to take it to Credible.He punches him a few times and then rolls him off the truck.Credible low blows Austin and calls for his kendo stick.Trish throws it to him,and Credible starts to smash the kendo stick over Austin's head.Stoen Cold hits the ground and Credible hits him again with the kendo stick.Credible then gets in the truck and tries to run Stone Cold over.Austin moves out of the way.Austin gets up,MAD!He reaches in the truck and slams Credibles head in the steering wheel.He opens the door and slams it on Credible.Credible is in pain.Stone cold stops for a second and the crowd is going nuts.Credible isn't out of it though.He knees Stone Cold in the stomach and hits a vertical suplex.Then Credible stomps on Austin.Austin doubles over and Credible picks him up.He hits a death valley driver and Austin is really hurting.Credible gets a chair and swings it at Stone Cold.Stone Cold moves and kicks Credible then he picks the chair up and hits Credible with it.Austin is bleeding from the kendo stick shots.Austin throws the chair down and walks over to Justin Credible.He goes to pick Credible up and Credible hits a double leg takedown.Austin is down.Credible gets the chair and starts to work on Austin's knee's.Stone Cold grabs his knee,but Justin Credible won't let up.
I knew Austin didn't leave.
It looks like he should have though!
Justin Credible then picks Austin up and whips him into the the steel steps.Austin hits them and knocks them over.Justin Credible walks over and picks Austin up,and sets him up for "That's Incredible".Austin slpis out and pushes Credible into the truck.Justin Credible hits the truck hard and falls down.Austin runs over there and opens the tail gate to the truck.He throws Justin Credible in the back.Then Stone Cold backs up and speeds out of the arena.
Where is this going?
I don't know,but it doesn't look good for Justin Credible.
The camera follows the truck outside.Stone Cold is stopped again.He gets out and punches Justin Credible a few times.Justin Credible is fighting back.Then Austin kicks him to the stomach and hits The Stunner.He covers Justin Credible in the back of the truck and wins the match.Then Stone Cold gets back in the truck and starts to back up again,very fast this time.He slams the back of tht truck up in a wall.Justin Credible was still in the back!!!Austin gets out as the E.M.T.'s run over there to check on Justin Credible.They carry him off in a stretcher.
Thats carrying it too far!
The camera cuts back to the DX locker room.They are all standing there in amazement.
I will have to deal with that tomorrow.Right now we have the world title match to worry about it.
Marilyn Manson begins to play "Anti-Christ Superstar" again.Frydaddy comes walking out,looking determined.He walks to the ring as Kane's them plays.Kane comes walking out with the world title slung over his shoulder.Kane walks slowly to the ring.He climbs in over the top rope and walks to the center of the ring.He raise his hands abovehis head,holding the world title in his hands,and then brings them back to his sides in one swift motion,keeping the world title in his right hand.As he does this the turnbuckles explode in flames.The ref takes the world title and the cell is lowered on the ring.Kane and Frydaddy start to take it to each other.First Frydaddy gets some punches in and then Kane gets a few thrusts to the throat.They go back and forth.Then Frydaddy whips Kane in the ropes and Kane comes back.Frydaddy goes for a clothesline,but Kane ducks and grabs Frydaddy by the throat.Kane attempts a chokeslam,but it is too early.Frydaddy blocks it and kicks Kane in the groin.Kane is down.Frydaddy slams Kane's head in the steel cage.Then he slams it in the other side of the cage.Then he tries to slam it in the other side but Kane blocks it and slams Frydaddy's head in the steel cage.Kane then scoop slams Frydaddy and hits a leg drop.Kane gets up and adjusts his glove.Frydaddy is slow to get up.Frydaddy gets up and Kane clotheslines him.Then Kane drops an elbow.Kane is taunting Frydaddy to get up.Frydaddy is down.Kane goes and gets a chair.Kane opens the door to the cell and gets the time keepers chair.Frydaddy is up and sees what is happening.He gets to teh door as kane is getting back.Kane swings the chair and Frydaddy ducks.
These two will be sore tomorrow.
And the next day and the next day,and the next...well you know.
Frydaddy then punches Kane in the stomach and Kane drops the chair.Frydaddy picks it up and knocks the senses out of Kane.Frydaddy tells the ref to check Kane for blood.The ref checks and theer is no blood.Frydaddy looks mad and hits Kane again with the chair.Kane is stumbling.Frydaddy thinks the chair won't work,so he throws it down and picks up the ring steps.Kane sees this and drop toe holds Frydaddy in the door when Frydaddy swings the steps at him.Frydaddy is down now.Kane applies a choke.The ref makes him break it.Kane gets Frydaddy in a headlock and rolls him back in the ring.Kane climbs the turnbuckle and waits on Frydaddy to get up.Frydaddy gets up and Kane hits a flying lariat.Both men are down.Kane does his rise from the coffin,and stands up.Frydaddy gets up slowly.Frydaddy hits a spear on Kane.Then Frydaddy starts to punch Kane in the head.The ref checks to see if Kane is bleeding.No,Kane is not bleeding.Frydaddy gets up and hits a knee drop on Kane.Frydaddy then looks up at the top of the cell.He gets out of the cell and climbs the to the top.Kane gets out and climbs up the Hell in a Cell as well.The two monsters start to fight on top of the cell.The top is giving under the weight of these two.It looks as if the top might collapse at any minute.Kane then hits a falling clothesline that nearly takes Frydaddy out of his boots.Kane gets up and Frydaddy is dazed.Kane rams Frydaddy's head in the top of the cage a few times.Frydaddy elbows him and Kane back off.Kane kicks Frydaddy and slashes his throat.Frydaddy gets up and Kane sets Frydaddy up for The Tombstone!He connects with it and sends Frydaddy through the Hell in a Cell.Frydaddy is busted open.The ref calls for the bell and Kane has retained the World title.
Good God Almighty,Kane just Tombstoned Frydaddy through the Hell in a Cell!!!
And Kane is still World champ.
The E.M.T.'s are coming out to look at Frydaddy.They are putting him on a stretcher as DX comes out.Vince McMahon gets a mic.
Hey,Frydaddy,don't worry.While your in the hospital,I have soemthing that can keep you busy.I won't take your commissioner's job from you.Now you can sit and think about that.I am fair and Kane is World champ,HBK is IC champ.And you are hurt,so you can have the commissioner's jpb,what can you do from the hospital?
This gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.Then Kane raises the World title up again and makes the turnbuckles flame up.The crowd cheers this as the camera cuts off.