S.A.G.A.'s Lasting Words
*"I use soap...just not that often..." - Anne (this from the girl who uses her
tongue as a dishwasher)
*"Amber, you are such a fisherman!" - Samantha the Brain (In response to
Amber's excessive swearing at her new computer...let's try sailor?)
*"I want to floss, dammit!" - Grier (maybe you should borrow some from Kathy, afterall she lives in the bathroom...)
*When I think of Grier, I think of two hairy, bulbous testicles hanging in between her legs..." - Amber (no comment from either party)
*"I am not trying to be seductive; I just can't hold my ass up!" - Amber (after an exhausting day)
*"It's not the 80's...the ones before that..." - Grier, with a puzzled look
"The 70's?!" - Amber (Grier, how could you forget such an important decade?)
*"I have to take a shit." - Samantha, the guy magnet (The grace with which she conducts herself in the privacy of Darnall 501 amazes me...)
*"Oh, my Buddha!" or "Oh, for Vishnu's sake!" - Grier "Ghandi" Martin
*"I don't eat anything that they have to put in quotation marks...(e.g. "Fish")
-Amber, pondering ambiguity of a menu item at New South...
*"You mean you never sucked anything?" - Grier
"Well..." - Amber (we are referring to thumbs and pacifiers, really...)
*"I will never eat another berry!" - Amber, who later broke this vow the
following year, only to regret it...
Favorites From Other Sources:
*"My ass may be dumb, but I am no dumb ass." - Jackie Brown
*"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we're all stocked up here." - As Good As It
Gets (Oh, Jack!)
*"Cecile, this is what I like to call quiet time..." - Sebastian (ahhhhhh!)
*"You're the Diet Coke of Evil...One calorie, not evil enough!" - Dr. Evil
*"Welcome to the Maxi Pad...yeah, it has new Dry-weave...it actually sucks
moisture away from you...it's really amazing..." - Reality Bites
*"Melrose Place is a really good show..." - Reality Bites (I still don't believe
this one, Lelaina...)
*"All those t-shirts -- v-neck, crew, ribbed, whathaveyou...dude I'm in
trouble!" - Vicki from Reality Bites
*"Me thinks I was enamored of an ass..." - A Midsummer Night's Dream (Oh, so many of us can relate to this one...)
*"Then sigh no more, but let it go...and be you blithe and bonny...converting all your tales of woe into HEY NONNY, NONNY!" - Much Ado About Nothing
*"There are no summits without abysses." - The Phenomenon of Man by Pierre Teilhard de Chardin (I'd like to think that the reverse is true as well...)
*"I haven't left this house without spandex on these thighs since I was fourteen" "You were brought up right..." - Oh, Truvy and Clarie, gotta love those southern gals
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S.A.G.A.: Kind of like Charlie's Angels, except there are four of them and they have better hair...