I have to admit it. I enjoy watching wrestling. Especially on monday nights with my buddies. It's pretty much a male soap opera but the story lines are easier to follow because it always ends up the same, somebody gets the crap beat out of them. The following is a site dedicated to some of my favorite stars of the WWF. You may notice a recurring theme...they are all the bad guys. I find it more enjoyable to root for them, because mostly all of my friends like the fan favorites. Plus, somebody's gotta like D'Lo right???
"Don't you know who I am? I'm D'Lo Brown!"
The self professed "Pride of Europe," D'Lo Brown is one of the most outspoken and animated wrestlers in the business today. His neck must be very tough, for his constant head gyrations would give a mere mortal whiplash. He is a former WWF European Champion, and is constantly feuding with X-Pac. That's sort of why I like D'Lo, because X-Pac is worthless. Surprisingly, D'Lo is also a very skilled athlete for a man of his size. However, I hope his abominal muscles never heal so he never has to take off that cool chest protector he wears.
"The Rock" may very well be the funniest guy in the WWF. And he's also a surprisingly good wrestler. So good infact, he recently joined the Mr. McMahon's Corporation and won the WWF Heavyweight Championship at the Survivor Series in St. Louis. He is so pompous, so crass, but so stingingly honest, it is hilarious. "Shut your mouth and know your role," is one of my favorite Rock-isms. As a former Intercontinental Champion, he was the leader of The Nation, but he ditched those retards because they held back his career. Simply put, Rock is the man, a true "Corporate Champion."
"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry has absolutely no wrestling skill whatsoever. However, his chin rubs are funny to watch, and the league needs somebody to get perpetually beat up. Many people dont like him because he is in love/feuding with Chyna. But I can't blame the guy. If he's blindly in love to the point that he cant recognize the fact that Chyna's a man, the people should let the big guy follow his heart.
Okay, I'll admit it, I dont like the Headbanger's kilts. But what are you gonna do? They are the only people in the WWF who has the balls enough to stand up to D-X. I mean if anybody saw Mosh and Thrash's depiction of The New Age Outlaws...I mean "Dumb Ass" Billy Gunn was just too funny. Plus, in the ring, these guys got some skills too. There just aren't very many good tag teams in the WWF anymore, and I'd take the Headbangers over the blatantly homosexual tandem "Too Much" anytime.
"Hello Ladies..."
Val Venis and his "Big Valboski" have been shocking the world of wrestling ever since his arrival from the sets of porno flicks. A gifted poet, Val has not only been successful in the ring, but outside also. His conquering of Mrs. Yamaguchi and Terri Runnels has given many of the stars of the WWF "Venis" envy. Even though a lot of people like Val's exploits, he still makes this webpage of bad guys because when he faces favorites such as Golddust, he takes the role of bad guy.
Mick Foley is a freaking lunatic. In recent weeks he has bcome sort of a fan favorite with his socko gag, but still, he's a bad guy. He is also the proclaimed "Hardcore" Champion of the WWF. Not only does he have multiple personalities such as Cactus Jack, Dude Love, and Mankind, but he also seems to always get the crap beat out of him. This guy has been thrown through more tables than you can imagine, plus thrown through the top of a 30 foot steel cage onto a mat full of thumb tacks. Nobody in wrestling takes a beating like Mick.
The Gangrel is some sort of creepy vampire type guy who spits blood all over the place before matches. His gothic appearance is cool, even though he hangs out with the two losers known as Edge and Christian.
"Marvelous" Marc Mero does suck. He never wins and always hangs out with Jacqueline. But recently he has ditched Jackie, so there's one in his favor. Even though I'll be the first to admit Marc is a dumb gimmick for a wrestler, in real life, away from the ring, he is breaking off a piece of Sable, and that gets some mad props!
Jerry "The King" Lawler isn't even a wrestler anymore. Harley Race would even dispute his claim as the king. However, when it comes down to announcing a match, Jerry is the best. He's a troublemaker, roots for the "bad guys", and always points out the best looking women in the crowd. And who else can get away with wearing a jacket with no shirt underneath?
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