10. Your 486 works great- as a flower press
9. You Constantly double-Click the bar of soap in the shower
8. You talk in a wild, animated manner about new "extensions" and "peripherals"
7. You can't resist the urge to use"command Y" to eject your Pop-Tarts from the toaster
6. You wish this was a "top five" list so you could get back to your Mac sooner
5. You read "Inside Macintosh" To your three-year old Mac whiz instead of Dr.Seuss
4. You turn on the TV and are concernd when you don't see a smiling icon
3. You paid $150 for an aold Homestead High School yearbook picturing Stephan Wozniak
2. You are telling people you can quit using your Mac. anytime you want........
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