Accomplished actor / stuntman, Dick Warlock, is unquestionably best known for breathing life into the role of the knife-wielding, pasty-faced serial killer, Michael Myers, in the classic horror film- Halloween 2. He has also appeared in such great films as Casino, The Abyss, Escape From New York, Child's Play 2 & 3, Midnight Run, and our favorite- Soylent Green! (Which, incidentally, is PEOPLE!) He has been Kurt Russell's stunt double in most of his films, and in the most dangerous move of his career, he has decided to talk to us, proving his bravado beyond all doubts. So without further ado, here are some words of wisdom from "The Shape" Himself....

1) Is there any truth to the rumor that you once engaged in a slap boxing match with John Carpenter?
Rumor? That was no rumor. I was riding back from Stewart B.C. in a helicopter when we wrapped the movie "The Thing". I was sitting next to John when all of a sudden- I couldn't resist. I reached over and slapped him right in the old kisser. He slapped me back and the fun started. We spent the next twenty minutes slapping each other around the chopper. If you believe that, I've got some swamp land over in Florida i can sell you. Cheap. Really? How much? *Disturbed glance*

2) Have you ever tried picking up chicks while wearing the infamous mask? (We Have.)
No, but i did chase my ex-wife around a drive-in movie theater the night the film came out here in L.A.. No one paid us any attention. I chased her through the snack bar, and around the cars for about fifteen minutes and not one response. I didn't put the mask on for about ten years after that. I didn't think it was scary enough. Hmmmm... where in Florida didja say that land you have for sale was? *Shakes head*

3) What set you representin' "G"?
What the heck is "G"?

4) Do you share in our irrational fear of The Fonz?
Not really. I met him when my son Billy was a regular on the show, and he's a real pussy. Cat.

5) Quick! Whats the square root of 176?
13.26649916142.

6) Scarier- Janet Reno or our beer bellies?
Oh, Reno for sure!

7) Wanna arm wrestle?
Any time dude.

8) Have you ever limbo'd, and if so how low did you go?
Fourteen inches and then I fell on my butt.

9) I dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder!
Oh please. Moving on...

10) Who would win in a fist fight- Michael Myers or The Iranian Pants Bomber™?
Michael Myers for Sure.

11) ¿ Como esta usted ?
I'm Fine.

12) Has Mike Tyson ever tried to bite you on the mask?
Evander, the champ forever. Tyson the bully sucks! Don't forget chews and spits.

13) Isn't it ironic? Dontcha think?
For sure.

14) In "HalloweeN 2" when you bludgeoned the security guard with a hammer, were you pleased with the hammers performance or would you of preffered a mallet?
The hammer for sure. I like the way the prongs buried themselves into his skull.

15)Your favorite Spice Girl?
The one who sings. Which one is that?

16) Why can't we all just get along?
You tell 'em Rodney! Word up! *Throws up set*

17) Fat Oprah or skinny Oprah?
Medium Oprah

18) You've got a hard fifteen. We've got a King showing. Hit or stand?
Hit.

19) How much do you regret accepting this interview?
Oh, a whole bunch! Never never never again! Scouts honor! *throws up his set*

20) Can we get a hug?
Why not, you big savage!

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