You are incredibly stupid to have given us all that valuable information.
We wonder how your neighbors surrounding
can possible put up with you.
And we understand that the
city council is even now looking for ways to have you forcibly evicted.
We have talked to the governor of
and he is convinced to use the National Guard if necessary to protect the citizens of the state from you.
We have taken the liberty of having your phone number
engraved on the walls of every Greyhound bus station restroom in your
area.
Also your eMail address,
has been sent to every flamer, alt.sex newsgroup and junk emailer in the
world.
After a lenghty discussion with your bank we withdrew everything in your wopping
three digit account,
, and since that left a balance of ZERO, we closed the account.
You'll be happy to know that our interview with
allowed us to increase your account,
, limit by $10,000, of course we took the full amount as a service fee.
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