The Karak Hirn Brewer..1 Tankard of Headcracker
The official journal of the Dwarf Brewing Association, now available to the ale loving public of the Old World for the first time, the price will be waived to anyone bringing the head of Andaris Pirinth to Karak Hirn..
The sad demise of Kragg the Grimm
It is this journalist task to add his grieving to that felt all over the world at the unfortunate death of Kragg the Grimm, a true ancestor. His death is currently being investigated by the F.B.I (Foam Beer Investigators) they have several leads. As was announced 1000 Skaven were summarily executed (by our awarding winnning display team of executioners) as a token of our esteem to Kragg. The resultant ale festival in his memory broke all existing records for beer consumed in one month. The previous record held by Garrick Foambeard of Karak Izor was 600 pints per day this was beaten by Guttri Horgrin who sank an impressive 748 pints per day, well done Guttri and get well soon!
Andaris Pirinth Chaos Worshipper?
It has reached our ears that Andaris Pirinth, well known High Elf Mage, may be a secret Chaos worshipper who lusts after the Phoenix Crown. We have it on good authority that he is league with the Mice...we await news on this interesting sideline. In related news King Thorgrim Janeksen has placed a bounty upon Andaris' head afterall, he did say the King had an unkempt beard...Ariel in nudie picture shock...
It has come to light that Lord Nurglitch has unearthed some dubious pictures with his Warpstone Pentax 2000. Ariel supposedly dancing naked in the woods? Word that Emmanuelle was with her have been firmly denied by officials at Nuln...Sports NewsKarak Hirn receives timely boost
In the run in for the Dwarf Hold Bloodbowl League, the Karak Hirn Hornnblowers received a welcome boost to their title challenge. Their well "respected" Blitzer Norgrim "Bite yer Legs" Huntersen has been found innocent of an alledged breach of s.14 of the League rules, interfering with an official's neutrality. The precise facts of the case are classified, all is that known of the incident was that a small spoon and a carton of yoghurt were recoverd from the scene, along with a dazed referee..Karak Hirn settling in for the winter..?
News reaches us of preparations in Karak Hirn for the winter and the expected enemy onslaught. King Janeksen has been seen consulting with the Runesmiths and Engineers about the defence of the strategically important fortress. The conscription age has been reduced to a mere 200 years and more gunpowder and Dwarf bread brought into the Hold from the outlying villagers. The villages adjacent to the hold have also been reduced to a mere handful of previous occupants.Editor in Chief: Snorri Inkbeard
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