

I've eliminated the thumbnails and broken up the archives into pages to save space. The cartoons are arranged 8 to a page and you can go to any page from any other...Enjoy!

Sorry M'am, but were going to have to take you in for suspicion of trafficking in a controlled substance. Those elixers you've been selling have the people here hallucinating all sorts of crazy things: Secret Levels, Cow Portals, and God-only-knows what else!
No!...No-o-o!...Please, I'm begging you! Just KILL Me!
You can't leave me looking like THIS!
Let's Get R-r-r-eady to R-r-r-umble!
I guess all you Star Wars fans deserve a 'toon you can call your own!

Diablo...I am your FATHER!

Look, I specifically ordered FRESH MEAT and NO Black Olives OR Anchovies!
Jholm's JumpJet (of Haste)
+1,000,000 to hit, fastest attack, AC 1,000,000, +1,000% Armour, 255 charges,
Resist All 100%, Heads-up Display, Knocks Target Back (into the 12th Century)

Hey! Come after me NOW, TownKillers!...I'll NAPALM yo' ass!

Click here for the Sound Caption!
NOTICE...Due to increasing numbers of counterfeit weapons and armour being illegally smuggled into Tristram you must now SURRENDER all: GODLY armour and shields, OBSIDIAN rings, amulets, CIRCLETS, KING'S swords etc. upon entry.

Geez!...Now how are we gonna fight the monsters? No weapons, no armour, no rings and about 275 gold between the three of us!
Updated by Tryon September/97