Q: How many elephants can you fit in a Volkswagon? A: Four - 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
Q: How can you tell if there's an Elephant in your fridge? A: Easy - There's footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell if there's 2 Elephants in your fridge? A: DUH - footprint's in the butter AND cheese.
Q: How can you tell if there's 3 Elephants in your fridge? A: Footprint's in the butter and cheese and you can overhear a little bit of conversation coming from the crisper.
Q: How can you tell if there are Four Elephants in your fridge? A: There's a Volkswagon parked at the front.
Q: Why did the Elephant paint his toenails red? A: To hide in the cherry tree.
Q: Ever seen an Elephant in a cherry tree? A: NO - Works pretty good - huh!
Q: How did Tarzan die? A: He was picking cherries.......
Q: Why shouldn't you go walking through the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon? A: Because that's when the Elephants practise bungie jumping.
Q: Why are African Pygmies so short? A: They always take walks in the jungle between 2 and 4..
Most of these jokes were given to me by my friend Claudine We meet regularly for a drink at the Chat Cafe. Look for Cindy and RossK.
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