If Microsoft Was Headquartered In Georgia...things would be different:
* Their #1 product would be "Microsoft Winders".
* Instead of an hourglass icon, you'd get an empty beer bottle.
* Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag.
* Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw".
* Instead of "Ta-Da", the opening sound would be "Dueling Banjos".
* The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse.
* Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird"
* Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be "Achy-Breaky Heart".
* PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt."
* Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++."
* Winders '95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag.
* Microsoft Word would be just that: one word.
* New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now"
* Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz."
* Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Chevy.
* Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse.
* Four words: Daisy Dukes Screen Saver.
* Instead of WWW Servers, Microsoft would have KKK Servers.
* Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire...
* Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard.
* Instead of computer golf, the game of choice would be:
a. Interactive WWF Rasslin'
b. Beer bottle toss at roadsigns.
c. Mud Boggin'.
d. T'Bacca spittin' at insects.
* Instead of MS `virus scan` it would be MS `Cooties Rinse`
* Instead of error tones misstruck keys would be met with sound of "Aww Sheeit."
* Solitare would offer choice of "number of players."
* Icon for mail trashcan shaped like a Dipsey Dumpster.
* All shapes in Tetris would be same-sized squares.
* Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor pull Simulator.
* Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates.
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