Damnal's ATS Quotes of Doo... er Idiocy. No that's not right, awe screw it.

Damnal's rendition of Madran (Mg).

Damnal says, "You hand doesn't count as a woman."
Toranoth says, "mine does"

Damnal doesn't know why he's here. :)
Andoh says, "Comic relief. :)"

Valerius Dulaek says, " Bah... what, you are afraid of a wizened sick man in a repulsorlift chair?!"
Damnal says, "Of course. ;)"
Valerius Dulaek says, "Good... you should be. >:)"

Jamil says, "Eww, dulaek. That was totally uncalled for..."
Jamil says, "...Good job"

CAN   Sivirus says, "dang I sure wish I was one of Damnal's cool people :>"

-=Big Sexy=- Talek says, "I will have you castrated and left in pit full of Horny Tribbles on Viagra"

Kela says, "I can hardly stand guys in speedos who have good bodies"
Jharod says, "I have that movie now."

Purple qurgh says, "who keeps fingering me?"

Queen of Tired Kela says, "get out of your panets Damnal"
_*_ Foof! Damnal says, "![35mMy pants or my planets Kel?![0m"
Queen of Tired Kela says, "sdlkfjasl;dkfsd,fmnvxclj - my fingies are all crooked today - pants"

edible! Tallus says, "I like to have sex with seedless watermellon."

Ariaou (Aria) pages: when I say it, and it's worth quoting, you can quote it

Sslirzz says, "4 ppl on, anyone want to man take a ship out?"
Sslirzz says, "to man a ship to take out"
Ariaou's Eternal Slave S'zinar says, "A man to take out?"
Ariaou's Eternal Slave S'zinar says, "No thanks, I don't swing that way."

Submitted by: S'zinar

Plays-with-power! Tevrak says, "I'd have to do the entire Union"

Talek says, "if they can screw you up the pooper with a mouse they will"

Sora (Sor) pages: Beat it! Beat it with a big stick! =)

===King=== Damnal says, "All women who have slept with Mg please raise you hands."
BLUE Kedo Jardon raises his hand.
Lexar raises his hand.
Wedge Gax raises his hand.
Lost his mojo, Jora Rynell raises his hand.
Wedge Gax says, "Ok, this is a bad sign."
Lexar ROTFL. All guys.
=^.^= SilverSmoke raises Wedgie's other hand.
Salis raises his...oh..I never _slept_ with him.