Please take a moment to fill out this survey:

  • Name:

  • Alias:

  • Favorite cerial:

  • E-mail addy:

  • Age:

  • How did you find my page?

  • Date of birth:

  • Date of death:

  • Favorite horrible nasty bad thing:

  • Would you be more comfortable on the couch, or in the chair?

    I'll take the couch.
    I'd like the chair.
    If it's all the same to you, I'd rather crouch in the corner.

  • How do you feel today?

    Good.
    Bad.
    With my fingers.
    NAKED!

  • What is not a name I've given a cat?


  • Sex:

    Male Female Not enough Never Should be illegal.

  • Please define the term "bork".



  • When did you first feel you were losing your grip on reality?

    When I started hearing voices.
    When I started hearing more voices than usual.
    When the voices started complaining about the cobwebs in my brain.

  • Now that my rubber chicken warriors and I are unquestioned masters of the universe,
    WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME NOW?!?

    All hail king Motorhed! Better'n Gorditas! Shut up, you over-inflated wind-bag!!

  • What is your IQ?



  • Who are you, and why do you STILL have on my boxers?



  • Wanna come back to my place for a drink?
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes

  • What is your favorite color?



  • What color really ticks you off?



  • Have you been to Mech's page yet?

    Yes, he's studly
    No, He's fruity
    What's a Mech??

  • When you cross a Spoon and a Fork, you get a...

    Spork
    Foon
    Spoofoorkn
    A stupid looking plasting thingy

  • Is it safe yet?



  • 2 + 2 =

    50
    4
    None of the above.
    Some stupid number that I don't care about.
    Idaho.

  • How does this survey make you feel?



  • All the guns in the world should be melted down and made into...

    Toys and such.
    Life saving medical equiptment.
    Bigger, more efficient guns.

  • Mo Iz:

    FuNeE
    Kwayzy
    StOoPid!
    DeAd
    InFeCtEd
    SeXxXy!
    OoGlie!
    A MuNkEe BoY!
    UnEmPlOyEeD
    AnNoYiNg
    IdAhO
    aLL oF ThE AbOvE

  • Did you ever have the feeling of Deja Vu?

    Yes.
    No.
    Didn't I just answer this question?

  • Did you ever have the feeling of Deja Vu?

    No.
    Yes.
    Super Karate Monkey Car!

  • What kind of pet do you own?
    Dog(s)
    Cat(s)
    Some type(s) of rodent(s)
    Snake(s) or Reptile(s)
    The town drunk(s)
    Fish
    The dead kind

  • Finish this sentence: Satan is...

    Barney, the dinosaur
    Richard Simmons
    Bill Gates
    Bill Clinton
    Felorin
    Uh, You're looking at him.
    Natas spelled backwards
    Always borrowing my stuff and then not returning it.
    on Santa's naughty list.
    In my head! AND HE WON'T LEAVE!

  • Finish this scentence: "Happy Happy..."

    Happy Happy Happy Happy!
    Boy with chocolate cake!
    Joy Joy!
    Idaho Idaho!
    Nuclear Winter!
    You stupid cracker!

  • It's finally over:

    Good.
    Oh, No!
    Thank GOD!
    I'm going to cry..
    What good did filling this out do??
    Wait! Marry me, we can make it work! Think of the kids!!






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