The Rules and regulations of the AGotWT.



In the year 1996 AD, Saint Bork of Gnarfia climbed to the top of the tallest mountain in Furcadia to seek enlightenment, and the ultimate cheese-substitute. After 6 years of meditation and occasional bathroom breaks, he returned to the city below carrying 3 pie plates bearing certain guidlines that, when followed to the letter, would assure a person's holyness.
He dropped one, and it was nicked by a dog and never seen again.
The remaining 2 plates became the devine and holy rules that would be followed unwaveringly by the AGotWT for years to come.
They are as follows:

  • The thou shalts..
    Thou shalt be kind to thy fellow furre
    Thou shalt fight only when provoked
    Thou shalt eat fine pastries
    Thou shalt laugh at all Simpsons jokes
    Thou shalt honor thy Wizdom Tree
    Thou shalt accept thy Wizdom Tree as thine savior
    Thou shalt luuuv thine Whizdom Tree
    Thou shalt smite the naughty
    Thou shalt stay cool in the summer
    Thou shalt stay warm in the winter
    Thou shalt hibernate
    Thou shalt endlessly discuss Monty Python
    Thou shalt ignore or make fun of newbies
    Thou shalt tie together Felorin's bootlaces
    Thou shalt refer to Bill Gates as Mr.Stinkypants
    Thou shalt enjoy Benny Hill

  • The Thou shants..
    Thou shant leave thy tree ungarded
    Thou shant be naughty
    Thou shant be somewhat-naughty-yet-not-technically-naughty
    Thou shant spread rumors
    Thou shant lie without warrent
    Thou shant worship false gods
    Thou shant worship false teeth
    Thou shant kill
    Thou shant brag
    Thou shant pat thyself on back
    Thou shant love thine livestock more than legally allowed
    Thou shant listen to Rush Limbaugh
    Thou shant enjoy Urkel
    Thou shant rustle thine own tree


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