The Wedding
These are the people who attended the wedding, from left to right; MichaelMyers, OMW, 0Porthos, Blasphemer, 0Dart, Rayveness, Nibbles, RealmsAngleTwo, Freebee2, Robinette, CMDWizzy (me), and Rammuh.
| Speaker | What is said |
| 0Dart | DOT members, we are gathered here tonight to bring Blasphemer and Rayveness together in Cyber Matrimony. If anyone knows why these two should not be married, type now, or forever hold your chatting to yourself. ;) And no, you can't do it in a /T ;) |
| Blasphemer | If anyone types I'll kill them :D lol |
| CMDWizzy | type :P |
| MichaelMyers | ummm |
| Blasphemer | /e adds CMD to his deathwish list :D |
| CMDWizzy | Sorry, couldn't help it :D |
| MichaelMyers | Well does this mean that Blas is never going to let me die in Fufu's anymore? |
| 0Porthos | Please everyone, control yourself :) |
| 0Dart | Ok, at this time, the groom has prepared for something to be read. Take it away studly ;) |
| Blasphemer | I ask everyone to remain quiet for a minute, it's sorta long but bare with me here. It's a once in a Realm time thing :D |
| Blasphemer |
Without your love, what would I do? It's all I know, this love so true If it were to end, I could not find No lips so sweet, no voice so kind Your gentle touch smooths my fears Your radiant smile brings me near Eyes that sparkle, skin so soft Your love grabs hold, sends my spirits aloft Without your love, what would I do? I pray I shall not need an answer I love you Rayveness! :D |
| Oporthos | /e stiffles a tear |
| OMW | /e wipes the tears from his eyes and clears his throat sniffle sniffle ;);) |
| Nibbles | /e wipes her eyes |
| MichaelMyers | /e chuckles |
| RealmsAngleTwo | Beautiful :):) |
| Rayveness | /e cries... I love you too Blas!!!!! |
| Blasphemer | Now you see why I needed to concentrate! :D |
| Nibbles | /e wipes her shoe off on the rug too! |
| MichaelMyers | Over my head... |
| CMDWizzy | /e holds back the tears and pounds his chest to show manhood... :D |
| 0Dart | Ok... |
| Blasphemer | ok 0D, please continue :D |
| 0Dart | The Union of Marriage is symbolized by the exchanging of rings. The rings are a symbol of Enid's love, without beginning and without end. As love is a sacred institution, it should not be entered in to lightly. And as The Realm's lag is a TREMENDOUS institution, it also should not be taken lightly... it's bad on my end. :( (Sorry, had to slip one joke in Blas :):):):) |
| Blasphemer | /e laughs |
| OMW | /e waits to laugh because of the lag |
| 0Dart | Ok, Blasphemer, do you take Rayveness to be your wedded cyber-wife? Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish her, and to never take her for granted, for as long as you both shall live? (or GM all skills, whichever comes first :D |
| Blasphemer | I do, whole heartedly :D ROFL |
| 0Dart | Rayveness, do you take Blasphemer to be your wedded cyber-husband? Do you promise to love, honor, and cherish him, for as long as you both shall live? (Or untill Fufu gets plastice surgery and becomes richer and better looking than him) :D |
| Blasphemer | /e stiffles a laugh |
| Rayveness | I do!!! |
| 0Dart | I think Rayv has something to say to Blas, don't you Rayv? ;) |
| Rayveness | I do, but I'm too nervous. I'll tell you later, Blas :) |
| 0Dart | Ok, Let Blasphemer and Rayveness, in the company of all present, exchange rings to signify their unending love for one another, under the watchful eye of Enid. |
| 0Dart | Are the rings exchanged? I was taking a toke and don't know if I missed it ;);););) |
| Blasphemer |
I gave her the ring, but she is lagging on her end I guess :D Ok, the ring dear :) |
| Rayveness | Oh, here ;) |
| 0Dart | Rings exchanged? |
| Blasphemer & Rayveness | Yep :) |
| 0Dart | Ok, in the presence of your fellow DoT's, and by the powers vested in me by Enid, and the cyber powers that be... I pronounce you Cyber-Husband and Cyber-Wife :) You can slip her some tongue bro ;) |
| 0Porthos | ROFL |
| OMW | lol |
| Blasphemer | /e happily obliges :D |
| All | ROFL |
| Nibbles | ahh... how cute :):) |
| 0Porthos | WooooHHooooo |
| Rayveness | /e kiss Blas :):):) |
| Blasphemer | /e grabs Rayveness and plants one right on her lips! |
| OMW | /e hands Blas a drool rag |
| Nibbles | lol |
| 0Dart | Heyyyyyy... watch your hand Rayv.... save it for the Realm Motel :D :D ;) |
| 0Porthos | /e fires off 3 shots from his .45 :D |
| OMW | /e ducks :D |
| Blasphemer | /e watches as sparks fly! :P |
| Rayveness | LOL |
| 0Porthos | Drinks for everyone! :P |