By: Ryan (Gamme) McCulloch-

1. Your friend gives you a copy of Super Mario/Duck Hunt when you already have 3 copies. Do you...
        (a) give it back to him and say no thanks.
        (b) keep it to give to the Pawn Dealer for cash.
        (c) keep it to give to the Pawn Dealer for more games.
        (d) keep it so it has company with your 3 others.

2. You are searching the local Pawn Shops like you usually do, when you come across a great find - a boxed copy of Operation Secret Storm. You bring it to the desk only to find that it costs $15! Do you...
        (a) shell out the cash cause you really need this game.
        (b) pass on the deal and continue on your search.
        (c) try to bargain with the owner for a cheaper price.
        (d) steal the game and walk out.

3. You are visiting your local place of worship when you find they have the entire Wisdom Tree collection boxed in storage. The head of the place is a grumpy old man who does not like to be bothered. Do you...
        (a) work up the nerve to ask the old man about the games.
        (b) secretly sneak into the closet to just get a good look at them.
        (c) steal the games. I mean hell, you're only here on Christmas and Easter. They'll never miss them!
        (d) ask someone who's good friends with the old man to talk to him about it.

4. You walk into your local video store to rent a copy of Ghostbusters 2 for your sick grandmother. You notice they have all their old Nintendo games out for sale. Included are Mega Man 2 (which you really need) and a copy of Pac-Mania (which is pretty rare). You have only enough for either your grandmothers heart pills and her movie, or the 2 Nintendo games. Do you...
        (a) get the heart pills and the movie. I mean, c'mon, grandma comes first.
        (b) go for the 2 games. Grandma can suffer a little - I mean it's MEGA MAN and PAC MAN here!!!!
        (c) get the heart pills and 1 game. I mean granny doesn't need a silly movie, and you NEED a game!
        (d) hold up the video store, steal as many games as you can carry, and run for the border.

5. You are rummaging through your town picnic flea market when you come across an odd shaped, brown colored Nintendo cartridge with no label. The cart feels extra heavy, and the only identification you can find is an 8 digit number in the bottom corner. You bring it up to the counter and find it costs 50˘. You buy the cart, take it home, and find it's a prototype from a company called American Erotica Unlimited. The game is pornographic (as you may have guessed), and really fun too. Do you...
        (a) sell it on Ebay for $1000's.
        (b) keep the game, send scans to fellow retrogamers, and brag about it everywhere.
        (c) take up someone's offer which gives you EVERY GAME EVER RELEASED for the NES for it.
        (d) dump the game for emulation so everyone can share in your happiness.

6. You are walking down a street in New York City when a man in a black trench coat approaches you. He makes you an offer: you can walk along on your way, or he can rape you and kill your parents - but then give you all 3 Panseian games shrinkwrapped. As he says this he flashes the shiny Panesian boxes out of his coat. They are in mint condition. Do you...
        (a) let him rape you and kill your parents. I mean ANYTHING is worth those 3 games.
        (b) run away was fast as you can.
        (c) think back to what Doc told you while playing Punch Out - "Join the Nintendo Fan Club today, Mac!!". Well, maybe not THAT particular quote. You then spit in his eyes and steal the games.
        (d) realize that you have no life for reading this far in a silly test. You then turn off your computer and play Contra.

1. A - 1 point
   B - 2 points
   C - 5 points
   D - 10 points

2. A - 5 points
   B - 1 point
   C - 6 points
   D - 10 points

3. A - 6 points
   B - 2 points
   C - 10 points
   D - 5 points

4. A - 3 points
   B - 10 points
   C - 6 points
   D - 11 points

5. A - 2 points
   B - 6 points
   C - 7 points
   D - 5 points

6. A - 10 points
   B - 2 points
   C - 6 points
   D - 4 points

21 - 39-
     You are the perfect NES collector. In fact, if you are between 29 and 32, you are even MORE perfect. You know when to go after the gold, and when to lay off. Keep up the good gaming.

40 - 58-
     You are EXTREMELY too aggressive. Scoring from 40 - 47 is not THAT bad. But if you scored over 53, I hope you were joking on some questions. If not, you have serious mental problems, and must consult a professional.