It was sitting by the window sill when it hit me. Hanson, the three brothers that 
attempt to sing, are like dandelions despite the fact that dandelions are weeds and Hanson
are people. Now I know what your thinking, but it's true. It similarities are 
unbelievable! 

     Take for example when your cutting your grass. There is nothing more gratifying then 
watching those useless weeds go under the tracker and being spewed out into little chunks.
You think they're gone for good, right? Wrong. They're back the day after you've cut the 
lawn and come back in clumps, where there use to be one, two, three, or four.

     Just like Hanson, they come in a  pack, instead of one you get three. Most of the 
times that's a great deal but who wants more displeasure than they really need? And just 
when you thought Hanson was gone, being a one hit wonder, thinking they dropped the face 
of the earth, they're back singing Mmm Bop; Part Two. There is just no end to such torture.

     Dandelions are found worldwide, in every country. Nobody appreciates dandelions, and 
why should they? These fake flower wannabe generates their home in your lawn, uninvited, 
and eventually turn into pollen. You know those white fuzzies that little kids like to 
blow at and watch the fragile little sphere crumble. Kids are happy and joyous to see 
these flowers but the fact is that these "flowers" are the cause of sneezing, a runny 
nose, sore eyes. Yes people allergies. 

     Hanson is just like pollen.  They are heavenly to little children, yet the cause of 
severe pain to most of the older people in society. Nobody can take 10 minutes of three 
little boys singing "Mmm Bop" over and over and over again.

     I know you're probably sitting there, thinking to yourself that this is slightly 
outrageous. But how "outrageous" is it? Dandelions have a yellow top and you can't tell 
them apart. What's the difference with the Hanson brother? They're blond and they all 
appear to be the same. Don't you see the remarkable pattern? 

     In the end, it all basically amounts  to the sheer fact that dandelions and Hanson 
are both equally tormenting.

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