Hey! Whats up people? I'm Cloud and i'm trying to save the world from Sephiroth and his evil.......EVILLLLL plans..............they're evil I tells ya!
Yo Cloud...i'm bored would u get someone to do something with me PLEEEEEEEEASE?????
Just go find some hole in the ground and whack off or something.....now go away, i'm trying to figure out what Sephiroth is up to next..
(walks off)
(mean while at 7th Heaven)
NO!!!! Barret quit drinking all my beer...your drunk...
I'm not drunk....I want more beer....Hi red XIII how are you on this Super day??
Charmander!!
I know RedXIII you want some beer too.....TIFA GET ME MY BEER WOMEN.......NOW!!!!!!
(
walks in)
hey Tifa....Barret drunk again???
Of course! As usual and he is talking to some lizard or something called Charmander
(looks at )
WAA!!!!!! Lizard....get it off, get it off.(screamed Cid on a table like a helpless little girl)
DUFF BEER FOR ME.....DUFF BEER FOR YOU......I'LL HAVE A DUFF......YOU HAVE ONE TOO........DUFF BEER FOR ME.... DUFF BEER FOR YOU...I'LL HAVE A DUFF...YOU HAVE ONE TOO..(sang barret slowly falling asleep)
I know I'll stab that little lizard with my spear.......yes..thats what I'll do......yes....haha..and....and i will.......i will WIN!!!... yeah......I'm not going crazy.......when.......okay thanks bye!!
( runs out the door chasing the little lizard like guy Charmander)
(meanwhile down in a field of flowers)
damn it.....Cloud's suggestion was good the first half hour, now it's so boring.....what are my going to do now?
(appears out of no where)
(looks at )
Are you my high school teacher??
Charmander,Charm!
You mean you use Oil of Olay???
Charmander, Charm
Oh my god me too!!
Charmander??
Charmander!!!
(all of a suddenandrun towards each other in the field of grass.)
(appears)
OH RIGHT!! WHERES THE LIZARD.......I CAN'T FIND THE LIZARD.....WHERES THE LIZARD!!!
(RUNS OFF THE FIELD SCREAMING)
(mean while down in
's flower garden stood
and
)
Aeris how did u get your flower to grow so well??
well, I use a very good brand of fertillizer and I water it every day
hehehe
oh.....I see I always wanted to grow some flowers.......they are so perty
HEHEhehehe
yeah flowers ARE quite pretty aren't they??
HEhehehe
Yeah.........the..y...sure.....a....re...... WILL U QUIT POKING ME YUFFIE???
HEHEHEHEHEHE
(runs away giggling)
(After about an hour or two became normal again because he couldn't find Charmander!!)
BOING BOING BOING!!! NOW WHERE IS THAT LIZZZZZZZARD?? WHEN? TOMMOROW? OKAY THANX HELLO??
(out of no where showed up 
)
hehehe...... I'll work on every single one of Cloud's group and drive them crazy and then they won't be able to stop me from finding
( looks at )
Hi Sephiroth what is it that is up my hom meee??
um.......yes.......i..am.....fine...... hey look I have a longer weapon then u ha ha ha ha
Your gay and crazy......... I think i'll go now....
(walks off )
DAMMIT, i'll have to find a way to get Cloud's party to go Crazy...
(down at North Corel)
I think I'll go have some more beer at Tifa's place......after all it is a BAR!
( shows up again)
Sephiroth what are u doing here??
um.........ah.....hold on let me think...........
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oh yeah... i'm here to destroy u and AVALANCHE group!! I think
okay...... so u want to kill me??
YES!
(appears )
Barret let me take him on..... u goto Tifa's and have some beer.
ARE U SURE CLOUD??
Yes go!
U SURE U DON'T WANT ME TO STAY??
Yes!
Okay bye!
now it's only u and me.
(and starts to battle)
(After a little bit chopped off 's arm
There I chopped off ur arm.
no you didn't!
what do u mean?? ur arm is lying there on the ground.
No it's not......I have to go now.....we will battle again some time Cloud..
(runs awy dripping blood)