These next stories are actual evenys that took place during battles that I was either in or watching. They are either impossible or just plain stupid.
Story #1: One day two friends and I were playing in a Multiplayer battle where each side had 3 players who had 2000 pts. each. That would make each side have 6000 pts. The Wood Elf player on the side that I was fighting bought the Green Knight as an ally. So the other side went first and they moved all their troops forward and did all their shooting and all that stuff.So when it came to our turn, we all moved forward. When it came to our shooting phase my best friend, an Orc and Goblin player, was the only one on our side who could shoot, considering the other player and I were both playing Chaos. So my best friend shot everything until his Goblin Archers. He desided to shoot his unit at the Green Knight. About 10 out of 40 of them hit the Green Knight. Out of those 10, one of them wounded. The Green Knight failed his normal armour save so he had to use his 2+ unmodified Regeneration. Then the Wood Elf player rolled another 1. The Green Knight was killed by a single Goblin Arrow.
Story #2: This battle was exactly the same as the one above for people and points. Only this time there was no Green Knight(he he he). But, this story was also made from a Goblin unit, but this time not archers, instead a Goblin Chariot. My best friend, the same as above, was playing Orcs and Goblins again this time against me. My ally was another Chaos player. On the second turn the Goblin Chariot ran right into my allies General. It did 1D6+2 Str. 7 hits on the General of Khorne. Of course my best friend had to roll a six for that. He killed the General and made the Daemon Steed that he was riding run away off the board. The Chariot charged forward, as it was trying to overrun the Daemon Steed, right into my Bloodthirster. The Chariot did 4 wounds on my Bloodthirster on that charge. My Bloodthirster killed the crew and all but one of the wolves. My allies Bloodletters charged the next turn and killed the single wolf. Then my Bloodthirster had to stay there another turn and destroyed the Chariot itsself. That one Chariot killed a Chaos General of Khorne and held a Bloodthirster up for 2 turns.