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Why do I hate Selphie? Well, I don't, but I like to say I do!! *cough*

Too Much Energy
Lots and lots of people agree on me with this one...she's got too much energy for her own good. Her perky attitude is supposed to cheer people up, but I don't think it was supposed to drive people to suicidal thoughts...I think near the end of the game, Squall looked like he could shoot her or something! Well...uh...maybe I was tired, or maybe it was the glare on the screen...or...something.

Evil GFs!!
From what I've seen, she's most compatable with Diablos and Siren. Diablos is just the devil, who you should know is evil, religious or not. Siren is a well-known figure of Greek mythology...singer demons out at sea that lured sailors to their deaths against the rocks. EVIL!

Her Weapon
Nunchaku. Say it a few times. Doesn't it sound really weird? Nunchaku. Nunchaku. Nunchaku. Loses meaning after a bit, doesn't it?

Limit Breaks
Slot machines. I mean, sure, I like slot machines, but as a limit break, it kinda sucks. Too random. And it's mostly useless, because eventually, her physical attacks do more damage. The End doesn't come up enough to be of any use...

Sadistic...?
She didn't think it was tragic at all when Trabia Garden blew up. She was kinda giddy about the whole ordeal, actually. She wasn't sad that a lot of her friends died or anything...

True Proof That She's Evil
This isn't really a reason to hate her or anything, but...
I casted Holy on her and it killed her. *big smile*


Member's Opinions

Liana Michelle
She has absolutely nothing to do with the plot. There are a few scenes where she's pretty important, but they don't have lots to do with the whole game. You could probably skip them and not be confused. She's pretty much a one-dimensional character, and was proably put in because neither Quistis nor Rinoa have big boobs. And she's TOO DAMN HAPPY!

Quistis Heartilly
Selphie is sooooooo annoying! I'm sick and tired of her Teeheehees and her perkiness! She's weak as hell and that hairstyle hides those devil horns! She's also ugly and she uses stupid pink bunnies that are very very evil!

Apocalypse
Not only is she too giddy for her own good, she's obsessed with death to everyone! (skinning the Moomba, blowing up the president's car with a rocket launcher, blowing up the missile base.) 'Nuf said!

Tsarmina
It's just rather unnatural to be that perky all of the time. She gives me the creeps (and gets on my nerves). ;)

Ecaterina the Wise
You just KNOW she has something to hide...have you seen that scene in Trabia?!?! If you play with the computer, Selphie's information pops up. And she rushes in and turns it off! Why would she do that if she wasn't hiding? After that, you can never see it again...

Andromeda Organa
She's too girly! She reminds me of the Kokiri girls from Zelda 64, and I hated them too!