You're probably thinking, "what the hell? a FAT pants contest?? what the hell is he talking about???" but on Friday Dec 18 (last day of school before the break) me and my good friend Chris held a contest for girls in our school to see who had the fattest pants.

It all started 2 days before the contest. when i woke up at the lunch table and suggested to chris we go around and measure all the girls with baggy pants and see who has the fattest. With both of us being so creative, we both put our minds to it and came up with the whole sceme. We would would have it on friday and the winner would get a hug from me and chris and possibly anything else we could give em. A few minutes later we were going around our school telling all the girls we saw with fat pants to wear their "fattest" pants on friday. We got mostly weird looks, but some people were enthusiastic about it.

The following day we spread the word more and made a few advertisments in music class.

Finally the big day came and i was ready as ever. I even brought my camera just for the event. We started measuring the pants at lunch, measuring all the pants we could find. We measures the cuffs of the pants with some tape measure we....uhh...borrowed.... and it worked pretty good. we came across a lot of 75cms, which were pretty good. Then we came across Lacey, who had told me a few days earlier she was gonna win this contest (she realllly wanted the hug from chris) and turns out she had 85cm cuffs. She would later go on to win the contest, followe by a 82cm cuffs, and 80cm cuffs close behind.

well thats about it for the results of the official fat pants contest! here are some pictures from it and some of the ads we made! i dunno, somethin about girl's in fat pants.... it just get's me goin!

me and Lacey's FATtest pants

me with some of the participants...

few of the ads we made. you cannot imagine the effort put into these babies

get the fuck outta dodge!