101 things Nick Lawson intends to do in his life
2) solo ascend El Capition
3) get in the 'Mile High Club'
4) base jump Angel Falls naked
5) trip on shrooms and go to Imax 3-D
6) hit on the Queen Mother
7) go around the world in 80 days like that guy in that movie
8) ask out a supermodel or an actress
9) bungee jump in that place in Africa
10) Builder Buckingham Palace
11) become old and senial
12) throw a shoe at a golf pro while he's putting on the 18th
13) hoist a pair of undies up the flag pole at the House Of Commons
14) put food die in the town's water supply
15) steal furniture from Sears
16) pay for a computer intirely in pennies
17) on my birthday, go to Toronto, having 2 drinks at every bar on the way, travelling by foot
18) order everything on the menu at a resturaunt
19) hang one of my own paintings in an art gallery
20) walk in to the national Mint and ask if anyone has change for a five
21) collect a full set of Tim Hortons plates, bowls, cuttlery
22) give my body to the pope
23) conduct a symphony
24) have sex while skydiving
25) join a jamaican bobsled team
26) go to first day of new job ripped outta my face
27) write a book entitled: Nick Lawson, we hardly knew ye
28) put on a santa suit and try to go down a chimney anytime but Christmas
29) go to Woodstook 2019
30) get fired from a new job after one day
31) sample all 31 flavours at once
32) start a conspiricy about the president
33) run naked through Tim Hortons
34) have sex in a weightless environment
35) get in the Guiness Book of World Records
36) collect 10,000 sugar packs
37) disrupt the Academy Awards
38) convert religion for a day
39) give a really, really, really fat guy an apple
40) repell off the CN Tower
41) drink a 24 on May 24 in 24 hours
42) sit on an overpass sign on a highway and wave at cars
43) form a 10 peice air guitar band
44) start ANOTHER bumber car riot
45) become a cheerleader
46) make a large scene in a family resturaunt
47) run for PM of Canada
48) Enroll in an all girls school
49) cut a cd
50) buy a white cat and dye it so it looks like a cow
51) get arrested
52) prank call someone famous
53) trip out and go over Niagara Falls in a bucket
54) go on top of a building and proclaim myself to be batman
55) smoke so much bud i pass out
56) have sex in the bathroom of a coach bus
57) walk into a bank, holding a stick and say "Everybody freeze, nobody move, this is a stick up"
58) Ascend all of the seven summits
59) fight two large dogs
60) snowboard down six of the seven sumots
61) climb 8 peaks in Alberta in 8 weeks
62) pretend i'm a big baby for a day
63) declare war on a small country
64) perform 'Twist and Shout' naked on Parlaiment Hill
65) be the leader of a gay rights parade
66) dress a cow in a business suit and go to an office building and apply for a job
67) milk that cow
68) go cow tipping
69) be in the army and get kicked out for being gay
70) ride my bike in a walk against female violence
71) grow a two foot long beard
72) swim in a pool of jello
73) donate a kidney
74) run onto a baseball feild and ask an outfielder where the nearest pay phone is
75) launch over a bus on a skateboard
76) play my guitar for money outside a beer store
77) piss non-stop for 5 mintes
78) catch a squirrel with my bare hands
79) spend a day in a movie theatre seeing various different movies
80) learn "TAE BO"
81) go to a rave
82) get sponsered for somethin
83) start a NERF war with at least 100 people
84) collect ALL of the Kinder Egg toys
85) meet a former president
86) direct a screen play
87) mate a dog and a chicken to see what it's baby looks like
88) get in a magazine
89) go to the store and buy two bags of coffee, a Herman character, a gold fish, and a book about making babies
90) base jump El Capitian after climbing it
91) find the meaning of life
92) tell someone a dingo ate their baby
93) stand on the North Pole with a compass and see which direction it points
94) get a tatoo
95) have a conversation with a parrot
96) read the dictonary front to back
97) have sex with two girls while trippin on shrooms
98) search for the lost city of Atlantis
99) test the effects of radiation on a naked mole rat
100) find and marry a chick that'll do all this with me
101) die happy
