sorry i'm not quite into this page yet. i'm still decidin if i wanna get some sort of audio thing for the quotes.... but i don't know how to do that. i'll just leave ya with some of my fav simpsons quotes quotes...

"I can't live the button-down life like you, I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend some of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odours--oh, I'll never be the darling of the so called "City Fathers", who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "Whats to be done with this Homer Simpson?""

"it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get"

MILHOUSE: Ok bart, but i really think we should end each transmission with the word over, over.

SHELLBYVILLE MILHOUSE: (kicks the walkie-talkie outta Millhouse's hands) correction, the only thing that's over, is this transmission.

MILHOUSE: Oh mygod, is this the untimely end of Milhouse???

SHELLBYVILLE MILHOUSE: but Milhouse is my name

MILHOUSE: but i thought i was the only one!

SHELLBYVILLE MILHOUSE: A pain I know all too much

MILHOUSE: So this is what it feels like when doves cry

(start hugging eachother)

get the fuck outta dodge!