"Cake! Vatch zee CAKE." (hidden quote)

"Ve bake a cake for za BIG vedding! It must be...masterpiece!"

(Seeing Mario jump on his cake): "Vat...VAT?! Vat are you doing?! YOU FOOLS!"

TORTE: "Zorry to haf kept you vaiting. Heir ist cake...But...where are bride und groom? Za bride ist LEAFING? But...there won't be anyone to eat zees cake!"
APPRENTICE: "What?! This can't be! We worked ALL DAY on it!"
BOTH: "YOU FOOLS!"

(Apprentice pokes Chef Torte)
TORTE: "Ouch! OUCH! Vat are you doing?!"
APPRENTICE: "Chef Torte! The cake's MOVING!"
TORTE: "Vas? Ist NOT moving! Back to verk!"
APPRENTICE: "I KNOW it was moving!"
(Apprentice pokes him again)
TORTE: "Ouch! OUCH! Now vat?"
APPRENTICE: "Chef Torte! The cake's MOVING!"
TORTE: "Talk no more of zees!"
APPRENTICE: "No! Really, truly. Why would I lie?"
TORTE: "Because you are...IDIOT! Zee! It IS NOT moving!"
(The cake moves)
BOTH: "Huh?!"
TORTE: "Zee cake's alive! RUN!!"
APPRENTICE: "See? I was RIGHT!"

Now, ZEES cake will stay PUT!"