Funny Quotes
 

John to Bo after he broke his leg:
JOHN: "This cast is a pain in the....leg" (1996).

Marelan to Stefano is Aremid after he was struck by lightning (1996):
MARLENA: You could have died!
STEFANO: I do not die so easily.
MARLENA: I know

Marelan to John:
MARLENA: Do you have a gun? I want to kill my car, put it out of it's missery, out of my missery. I heard there are people you can hire to push your car of a ledge somehow, is there?...No...No...that's too fast/ I want it to suffer just as much as I have suffered, something slow...


 
Marelan to Stefano:
MARLENA: The greatest distortion men suffer from is their own opinion.


 
Marelan and Niel (1982):
MARLENA: Oh, you men have a one-track mind...
NEIL: Would you have it any other way?
MARLENA: No, I don't think I would.

Marelan, RoJohn and Abe (1991):
ABE: You're the only one that's ever had any influence over him.
MARLENA: I used to...
ROJOHN: Hey, I got an idea ...why don't you guys talk about me like I'm not here...
MARLENA: I used to have influence over Roman but I don't any more.
ROJOHN: I guess I just walked out of the room and forgot to tell myself.

Marelan and RoJohn after she hurt her ankle (1991):
MARLENA: How's my ankle look?
ROJOHN: C'mon you just tell me if this hurts...
MARLENA: (screams) Ow!
ROJOHN: Alright, that answers my question.
MARLENA: Roman?
ROJOHN: Yeah?
MARLENA: How does it look?
ROJOHN: Well, it's gotta nice curve to it, I gotta give it a 10...

John and Marlena going on a trip (1991):
JOHN: Doc, try to keep it to 3 suitcases.
MARLENA: How 'bout a small trunk?

John to Marlena (1986):
JOHN: I'm springin' you outta this joint, baby!
 

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