Here is some hints and insults, if you have more, please mail me them!
Here is the walkthrus for Monkey Island 1 and Monkey Island 2

This is fun! Try to stand here!



This is the location of the fort on Monkey Island











Wow! You can die in Monkey Island 1!
Just stay under water for about 10 minutes!


INSULT: COMEBACK:

ON THE PATHS:
This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
My handkerchief will wipe up your blood! So you got that job as a janitor after all.
I´ve heard you were a contemptible sneak. Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down. Your hemorrhoids flaring up again heh?
I've spoken to apes more polite than you. I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.
You have the manners of a beggar. I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
You fight like a dairy farmer. How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
People fall at my feet when they see me coming. Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
You make me want to puke. You make me think somebody already did.
Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish-kebab! First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will. You run THAT fast?
I once owned a dog that was smarter than you. He must have taught you everything you know.
I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle! I hope you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet? Why, did you want to borrow one?
You're no match for my brains, you poor fool. I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
There are no words for how disgusting you are. Yes there are, you just haven't learned them.

SWORDMASTER:
I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today. And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island! So you got that job as a janitor after all.
Only once have I met such a coward He must have taught you everything you know.
No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do. You run THAT fast?
I will mil every drop of blood from your body! How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape! Why, did you want to borrow one?
My sword is famous all over the Caribbean! Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.
I've got the courage and skill of a master swordsman! I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
You are a pain in the backside sir! Your hemorrhoids flaring up again heh?
There are no clever moves that can help you. Yes there are, you just haven't learned them.
My last fight ended with my hands covered in blood. I hope you've learned to stop picking your nose.
Every word you say to me is stupid. I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.
My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me! Even BEFORE they smell your breath?
My tongue is sharper than any sword. First you'd better stop waving it like a feather-duster.
Now I know what filth and stupidity really are. I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.