Stream of Fiction



Enclosed herein (in a figurative sense, of course, as this message shall be delivered sans envelope) are 2 glorious stories, written by Gabriel and Benjamin Blustein, Matthew Flannes, and the Esteemed David Casey, influenced by verbal input from assorted others, composed and set down during a night of revelry in the year of our lord, two thousand and four.

Story the First:
Billy the point was so cross with the madness of the days that he skipped along the sun-spangling coiningly line of madness despair and realization to Christendom.
Hither to, came the horny horsemen of yore and gore and more than this...

Story the Second:

The magnificent and anti-christal adventures of Shlomo the Jew

Shlomo, anti-Christ, Wandering Jew, damn sexy hunk, and prodigious time traveler, saw Jesus and chilled with him for a while (Pat personally thinks he should have a camel or a donkey but definitely a time-traveling ass) and the donkey has no name but he's called Carlo Rossi.
Que Bueno!
He met a Russian, a darkly beautiful and mathematically inclined compass of a vixen named Tatiana (of physical love to a glorious extent).
And More!
The tree was mooning in the swiftness of beauty, deep swifting in the dusk. The boy ran away with question and ignorance in mind. His friends dealt animosity to the confused boy, R-E-S-P-E-C-T the cause and effect of this???? By Jove, is it so? By Poisedon, will it flow? what is it that we must know? O Lord, I despise thee!

This tree here; was a badass tree, the real motherfuckin' forest masta. So when the rainbow kid was bouncin on thru this badass tree's hood and smokin that reefer, this badass tree was understandably mad as hell, because if there's one thing that trees hate (other than each other, as we can derive from the empirical evidence of many tree civil wars) it's the flaaaaame! So this badass tree dropped a branch on rainbow kid's head!! Rainbow kid was like, "shit! I better think rapid-fire speed," and rainbow kid put his joint right up in a hole in this badass tree. So before this badass tree could defend hisself he was KO'd ass-flat by the Chronic Power (TM). So Rainbow Kid survived the ordeal and this badass tree was shown a new side of life. So what's the moral of this shit? If you haven't figured it out yet...



-Gabriel Blustein, Matt Flannes, David Casey

February 2004

Substance abused: Alcohol