Funny labels on consumer goods

Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions- Use like regular soap

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost

On a Hotel-provided shower cap in box:
Fits one head

Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (On bottom of box)

Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating

Packaging for Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes while on body

On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: May cause drowsiness

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts

On an American Airlines package of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

On a Sweedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands

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