Men bashing jokes

A women's place is in the house and in the senate.

Men are like toilets, either occupied or full of shit.

Menopause, mental anxiety, menstrual cramps, mental breakdown, ever notice how every one of our problems start with men?

Sure god made men before women, but everyone has to make a rough draft before a final copy.

God made rivers, god made lakes, god made man, we all make mistakes.

Of course I don't look as busy as a man, I did it right the first time.

Men have the power to destroy earth, women have the wisdom to save it.

If women have 2 chromosomes and men only have 1, that means women are 100% women and men are 50% women.

I wish my mom would have told me the same thing about guys as she said to me about monster movies when i was 5, "don't worry it's all fake."

Behind every man, is a greater woman.

You have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince.

When god made man, she was only kidding

God created dinosaurs, god destroys dinosaurs. God created man, man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man...Womeen inherit the earth.

Men are like hard wood floors, lay them down right the first time and you can walk all over them.

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