"A true friend stabs you in the front."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, never know what your gonna get."
"Happiness isn’t something you experience, it’s something you remember."
"Do not mesaure your success in how many things you do. Measure it instead in how well you do these things."
"Never kiss by the garden gate, love is blind, but the neighbors ain't."
"I'm flexable, I can fit both feet in my mouth."
"I smile because I don't know what's going on."
"Your just jealous because I hear the voices and you don't."
"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"
"Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"
"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
"Life's a bitch."
"To live is to suffer, but to survive is to find the meaning in the suffering."
"Every rose has a thorn."
"You must kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince."
"Live life for the moment because soon the future is the present and soon the present is the past."
"Dreams are the answers to the questions we haven't figured out how to ask."
"You aren't perfect, and he isn't perfect. The question is whether or not you're perfect for each other."
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