Happy New Year!!!
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2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
1) Reply to everything someone says with "That's what YOU think."
2) Add a wink after everything you say. ;) It makes people think you know something they don't.
3) Holler random numbers when someone is counting.
4) TYPE ONLY IN UPPER CASE.
5) type only in lower case.
6) When talking to someone, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
7) Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
8) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sensual massage."
9) Staple papers in the middle of the page.
10) Go to a poetry recital and ask why their poems don't rhyme.
Among those attending were Salamandastrom and NorseGod, the good and evil Christmas elves...
Several prizes were given out, including amulets of Dodging, Combat, Free Will, and Death Magic Protection. One of the night's biggest "weeners" was XSkye, who walked away with a Plate of Invuln and a 5-permed ADM 2-hander. He also dressed for the holidays in a very..um..festive manner?
Immediately after the games, DeCesare and his beloved, Aylah, were united in marriage. Best wishes to the newlyweds!!!
Many thanks and kudos to the Wanderers for the night's entertainment! Now let's see what the other legions can do. *grin*
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A pachydermatologist
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a
tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
and what kind of lettuce?
Iceberg.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
