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Thanks for signing my incredibly kewl page, *lol* if ya wanna, you can sign up for an award and I'll visit your page and see what you should get.

And you are wondering about the excess amounts of signings from The Dark Lord, Akira and Z..they are engaged in "The War of The Guestbook" *lol*

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The Dark Lord - 01/14/98 18:39:05
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: -32
Star Sign: End Freeway
Fav Animal: Grey the Magnificent (my cat)
Fav Actor/Actress: you know the one
Life Ambition: To drive my car on the right side of the road
Fav Phrase: Greetings and salivations, er...salutations

Comments:

I AM WINNING! I CAN NOT BE STOPPED! I SHALL PREVAIL!!!!!!


The Dark Lord - 01/14/98 06:40:23
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 1,4,7,10,13,16,19,22
Star Sign: Peace
Fav Animal: §liced and diced
Fav Actor/Actress: The best actor of all>ME!
Life Ambition: To §pell §ilvercurl§ correctly
Fav Phrase: §C- I'm §orry!! (oh, thought it wa§ mo§t commonly u§ed phra§e. oop§, my bad)

Comments:
§C is da mo§t §pifforific per§on I know. (compliment)

The Dark Lord - 01/14/98 06:32:41
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18,20
Star Sign: Do not swim in sewers
Fav Animal: Cow. Well done
Fav Actor/Actress: §ilverculr§
Life Ambition: To get out of bed
Fav Phrase: This chatroom sucks

Comments:
I've never had to knock on wood.....oh no! I DID knock on someone's door once. AAAAHHHHHHH!!!! The horror of it all!!!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!

The Dark Lord - 01/13/98 18:40:06
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: that's for me to know, and you to find out
Star Sign: Forget the dog, Beware of owner!
Fav Animal: Mine
Fav Actor/Actress: Yours
Life Ambition: To change my underwear
Fav Phrase: It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it. (Uh, hard drive space of course)

Comments:
Yo mama jokes are so stupid they aren't even funny

The Dark Lord - 01/13/98 06:10:04
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 9,999,999,999,999,999,999
Star Sign: Do not feed the bears
Fav Animal: My cat
Fav Actor/Actress: The Dark Lord
Life Ambition: To send Akira a mailbomb
Fav Phrase: It's life Jim, but not as we know it

Comments:
We come in peace, shoot to kill......

The Dark Lord - 01/13/98 03:35:22
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: !@#$%^*&@&^!@%#
Star Sign: Kids at play
Fav Animal: muzzled
Fav Actor/Actress: muffled
Life Ambition: To silence the lambs
Fav Phrase: When in doubt, procrastinate

Comments:
It is amazing, yea even astounding, the bloated submissions of this guestbook. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

LeStat - 01/13/98 03:31:08
My URL:http://www.ingsthatflybynight.com.ing.4.u
My Email:mmmwwwaaaahhaahhaahhaa@midnight.com.ing
ICQ #: 6611642
Star Sign: yes they do...oopz umm..hmmm...the north star
Fav Animal: vampire bat
Fav Actor/Actress: bela
Life Ambition: wouldn't you like to know
Fav Phrase: got blood?

Comments:
thought I'd do a fly by...signing Zeeeeeeeeeeee sent me

The Dark Lord - 01/12/98 06:31:44
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: Unknown
Star Sign: Do not block intersection
Fav Animal: noghri
Fav Actor/Actress: Boba Fett
Life Ambition: Stay up all night, signing guestbooks
Fav Phrase: SC is the bomb

Comments:
That will be 13.95. Can I put the change in your pocket for you?

The Dark Lord - 01/12/98 06:25:53
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: THE # THAT MEANS DEATH TO AKIRA!
Star Sign: THE ONE THAT SAYS DEATH TO AKIRA!
Fav Animal: THE ONE THAT BRINGS DEATH TO AKIRA!
Fav Actor/Actress: WHOEVER BRINGS DEATH TO AKIRA!
Life Ambition: TO BRING DEATH TO AKIRA!
Fav Phrase: DEATH TO AKIRA!

Comments:
Akira- Tremble and fear, for I am immoral

The Dark Lord - 01/12/98 06:15:44
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: (879*8575)/(54x+34y)
Star Sign: Please do not shoot the animals
Fav Animal: three-spined stickleback
Fav Actor/Actress: Justine Thompson
Life Ambition: To skin Akira
Fav Phrase: No comment

Comments:
A smurf walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why so blue?"

Akira - 01/12/98 05:04:22
My URL:I don't have one
My Email:akibloke@direct.ca
ICQ #: 5319499
Star Sign: Scorpio
Fav Animal: My dog, I suppose
Fav Actor/Actress: I think it'd have to be Jackie Chan. He's hilarious and he kicks butt.
Life Ambition: To become a cardiologist and to get a wife that's super hot AND intelligent AND that loves me AND only me. HA!
Fav Phrase: You can't listen with your mouth open.

Comments:
So here are my true thoughts on Justine's page. I haven't seen many, but this page is neat. I like the backgrounds. I don't know if making a page is easy, but Justine's looks like it took a lot of work. With all those neat pics, song(s), backgrounds, nd writing. Your writing kicks ass, Justine. I don't get bored reading them. I wish it would get updated often though. The info and stuff. Maybe more pics and stuff. I don't know.

The Dark Lord - 01/12/98 04:09:01
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: If I really wanted you to know..............
Star Sign: DO NOT BACKUP! SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE
Fav Animal: twiddledee
Fav Actor/Actress: twiddledum
Life Ambition: To learn to juggle bowling balls
Fav Phrase: I wish I had one (fav phrase that is)

Comments:
A termite walks into a bar and asks "Is this bar tender?"

Akira hates DL HAHAHAHAHA - 01/12/98 01:15:33
My URL:http://www.The DL MUST DIE cult.com
My Email:DL sticks himself@grossness.com
ICQ #: A way better # than DL's
Star Sign: One that rocks over DL's starsign over to the next galaxy
Fav Animal: The one that will kill DL. Probably the ant! Har har
Fav Actor/Actress: Who cares? No actor will kill DL, so WHO CARES?
Life Ambition: TO SEE TO IT THAT DL DIES...SOON
Fav Phrase: Stupidity's the deliberate cultivation of ignorance. (A person who cultivates ignorance is DL HAHA)

Comments:
This site is the perfect site to slander that fool, DL. What a freak. Detrimental to society. That will soon be fixed though. mwaHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH

Akira the Adulterer - 01/12/98 00:57:38
My URL:http://www.I screw you wife.com
My Email:I screw behind you back@Can't get enough.co
ICQ #: 69
Star Sign: Who cares? I'm busy screwing people here!
Fav Animal: Any animal that screws more than one of it's kind at the same time
Fav Actor/Actress: Morgan Freeman
Life Ambition: To screw a lot. Especially when I get married.
Fav Phrase: Die for adultery! No: The wren goes to't, and the small gilded fly/ Does lecher in my sight,

Comments:
I'll say that this is the only webpage I visit. I'll promise SC that I'll never look at another webpage except this one. This my one and only sight...Well, I gotta go and....um...look at other sites now.

Akira the Adulterer - 01/12/98 00:53:30
My URL:http://www.I screw you wife.com
My Email:I screw behind you back@Can't get enough.co
ICQ #: 69
Star Sign: Who cares? I'm busy screwing people here!
Fav Animal: Any animal that screws more than one of it's kind at the same time
Life Ambition: I have no life....Hehehe
Fav Phrase: Even throughout life, `tis life that makes life live, Gives it whatever significance.

Comments:
Death. Dead. That is what DL will be if he doesn't stop signing the guestbook!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Akira the Dead - 01/12/98 00:50:21
My URL:http://www.I am a walking corpse.com
My Email:Buried@The living dead.com
ICQ #: I have none, for the dead have no use for such #'s
Star Sign: Malebogia
Fav Animal: Vulture
Fav Actor/Actress: Christopher Walken
Life Ambition: I have no life....Hehehe
Fav Phrase: Even throughout life, `tis life that makes life live, Gives it whatever significance.

Comments:
Death. Dead. That is what DL will be if he doesn't stop signing the guestbook!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Akira the Loyal - 01/12/98 00:45:33
My URL:http://www.Loyal to this SC's site.com
My Email:Loyalguy@Loyal.com
ICQ #: 2983849
Star Sign: Hades, the loyal
Fav Animal: The dog, because it is loyal to man
Fav Actor/Actress: That Michelle girl who acted in Tomorrow Never Dies
Life Ambition: To be loyal to SC always.
Fav Phrase: An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness

Comments:
What can I say? I am loyal to this site. I'm usually not loyal to sites, but this site is an exception because it is TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Except for those retarded signatures in the guestbook by that villain, DL. Sheesh! (BTW, I'm only kidding DL.

Akira the Prayer - 01/12/98 00:39:50
My URL:http://www.PrayersAssociation.com
My Email:Hallehluyah@Amen.com
ICQ #: 777
Star Sign: Who cares? I'm busy praying here. Geez!
Fav Animal: I don't like animals, but I do, however, like the praying plant
Fav Actor/Actress: Rose Winslet
Life Ambition: To have my prayer to have lots of hot chicks to come true!!!!!1
Fav Phrase: My words fly up, my thoughts remain below: Words without thoughts never to heaven go.

Comments:
I pray for all of Justine's wishes to come true. I pray that the whole world may get the chance to visit this exquisite site. I pray that this site will last for generations to come. I pray that DL DIES!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAH

Sad Akira - 01/12/98 00:33:25
My URL:http://www.Crying my eyes out.com
My Email:Myheart was brutally ripped out@no heart.com
ICQ #: 3445989 It's such a sad #!!!!!
Star Sign: Doomed to be sad star
Fav Animal: The one that kills itself because it is sad....you know the one
Fav Actor/Actress: That sad one that killed herself
Life Ambition: I don't know. I'm too sad to think about it
Fav Phrase: When sorrow comes, they come not in single spies, But in battalions.

Comments:
I will never defeat DL. He is just too psychotic. Way more obsessive than I will ever be. But I shall persist in the hope that he dies...soon. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHAH.

The Dark Lord - 01/11/98 23:27:20
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 0101010101010101010101
Star Sign: Exit 1/2 mile
Fav Animal: Tazmanian Devil
Fav Actor/Actress: I can't decide
Life Ambition: to write antidisestablishmentarianism. Darn, now I have to go get a new one
Fav Phrase: Ro, ro , ro your boat, gently down Justine, throw your teacher overboard and listen to them scream

Comments:
Look, I can write in different colors

AREN'T I SPECIAL?



The Dark Lord - 01/11/98 23:14:00
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: Not available in all areas
Star Sign: Violators will be towed away at owners expense
Fav Animal: Hamburger
Fav Actor/Actress: LeStat
Life Ambition: to sign every guestbook on the Web
Fav Phrase: If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Comments:
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?

The Dark Lord - 01/11/98 23:07:36
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: not telling
Star Sign: why should I say?
Fav Animal: who wants to know?
Fav Actor/Actress: that's my business
Life Ambition: Like I'd tell you
Fav Phrase: MYOB

Comments:
Geez, can't a fellow get a lil privacy here? I mean look at you nosy people, just looking to see what I write about SC. Pathetic, just so very pathetic

The Dark Lord - 01/11/98 23:05:31
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: *CENSORED*
Star Sign: *CENSORED*
Fav Animal: *CENSORED*
Fav Actor/Actress: *CENSORED*
Life Ambition: *CENSORED*
Fav Phrase: *CENSORED*

Comments:
A man walks into a bar...*CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED* CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED**CENSORED*

The Dark Lord - 01/11/98 23:04:19
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 4.567x10^56
Star Sign: Pedestrian Crossing (-10 points for hitting them)
Fav Animal: Bald Eagle
Fav Actor/Actress: Akira (he ACTS like he has a life.....)
Life Ambition: To insult Akira every possible way I can
Fav Phrase: Get stuffed ©97 SC

Comments:
Hey lookie here! I'm signing a guestbook. I have arrived!!!!!

The Dark Lord - 01/11/98 22:58:51
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: I'm sorry, your call could not go through. Please hang up and try again
Star Sign: Loading zone only
Fav Animal: skinned Akira
Fav Actor/Actress: Miss Thompson
Life Ambition: To find out the number for 911
Fav Phrase: Akira sucks (j/k)

Comments:
I get knocked down, can't get up again......

Akira the Quarreler - 01/11/98 03:30:02
My URL:http://www.Com'on_PUNK!.com
My Email:YOU'RE STUPID@idiots.net
ICQ #: Why the hell do you want it?
Star Sign: Mine's better than yours.
Fav Animal: Hyena
Fav Actor/Actress: Todd McFarlane
Life Ambition: To kill a person by using words only.
Fav Phrase: The best way I know of to win an argument is to start by being in the right.

Comments:
This page should win an award. Actually, if only Justine didn't live far away, I'd give her an award. Too bad.
but you can gimme one anyways Akira!


Akira the Fool - 01/10/98 10:25:14
My URL:What does URL mean?
My Email:Duh? What's an Email?
ICQ #: What's that?
Star Sign: What's that?
Fav Animal: What's an animal?
Fav Actor/Actress: Who?
Life Ambition: What's ambition?
Fav Phrase: A fool (me) always finds a bigger fool (DL) to admire them

Comments:
Duh! This is my favourite place to go. I read over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. It's like a new thing each time I read th things on this site.
and you notice the density of Akira here


Akira the Avenger - 01/10/98 10:13:02
My URL:http://www.revenge_is_SWEET.com
My Email:PAYBACKTIME@FREAK!!!!!!.com
ICQ #: Why? So you can betray me?
Star Sign: Falling stars are the wrath of the gods, you know
Fav Animal: Praying Mantis
Fav Actor/Actress: Justine the Bitter
Life Ambition: To make living hells for all those who have crossed me (eg. DL...hahahahaahahahhah)
Fav Phrase: Vengence is mine: I will repay, saith the Lord

Comments:
Woops. Accidentally pressed "enter" on the last one. This one will have to be twice as long as a typical one to make up for the other one. I love exacting revenge. A well thought out revenge makes me feel a good feeling. Yes...Anyone who dares dis SC s site will feel my wrath. My revenge.
yea! Don't dis me!!


Akira the Rebel - 01/10/98 10:00:16
My URL:http://www.FRANCE1792.com
My Email:I_HATE_DICTATORS@COUP_D'ETAT.com
ICQ #: Who cares!? I'm in a revolution!
Star Sign: Rebel
Fav Animal: Rebel
Fav Actor/Actress: James Dean
Life Ambition: To make a worldwide rebellion take place
Fav Phrase: What is a rebel? A man who says no.

Comments:
I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there!
yup yup yup!


Akira the Killer - 01/10/98 09:48:03
My URL:http://www.stabstabstab.com
My Email:Feeltheknifegoin@insane.com
ICQ #: What's ICQ?
Star Sign: I have the biggest.
Fav Animal: The little puppy I killed yesterday
Fav Actor/Actress: That guy that played Hannibal the Cannibal
Life Ambition: To live a happy life and to go to heaven
Fav Phrase: One murder made a villian. Millions a hero.

Comments:
I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there! I think Justine rocks more than DL does. So there!

Akira the Thief - 01/10/98 09:42:51
My URL:http://www.theives.com
My Email:I_HATE_DL!!!!!!@WHAT_FREAK!!!!.net
ICQ #: 8738273
Star Sign: Big dipper
Fav Animal: That thing that lives in my hair
Fav Actor/Actress: John Candy is a fat arse
Life Ambition: To steal beautiful women away from freaks
Fav Phrase: Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

Comments:
Um...I was looking for a Justine? I don't see her anywhere. Just a bunch of nonsense is all I see. Not a single living soul here.
I am here, I am here!!


Akira the Wanker - 01/10/98 09:34:32
My URL:http://www.wanksters.com
My Email:Iwankallday@funwank.ca
ICQ #: 7895678
Star Sign: Libra
Fav Animal: Narwhale
Fav Actor/Actress: John Candy
Life Ambition: To be the wanked the #1 champion of the world
Fav Phrase: Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right

Comments:
Too many big words. I no understand. Hard words. I no understand. I don't know what I do here.
dense dense dense


The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 08:55:03
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 5555555555555555555
Star Sign: DO NOT LITTER $500 fine
Fav Animal: rugrat
Fav Actor/Actress: That would be me
Life Ambition: To sign this guestbook another 15 times
Fav Phrase: To be, or not to be. What was the question?

Comments:
Now there's an interesting color ay?
I don't think so DL


The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 08:50:53
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 444444444444
Star Sign: Deer Crossing
Fav Animal: shambler
Fav Actor/Actress: The Great §ilvercurlz
Life Ambition: To get a doctorate in bar jokes
Fav Phrase: I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DENIAL!!!!

Comments:
There is nothing wrong with talking to yourself. As long as you don't say something, and then ask "What?"
What?


The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 08:47:56
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 333333333333333333333333333333
Star Sign: Prepare to Stop
Fav Animal: kangaroo
Fav Actor/Actress: that one extra in Last of the Mohicans
Life Ambition: To acquire a life ambition
Fav Phrase: Excuse me, I am in need of medical assistance

Comments:
SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC ro ks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! SC rocks! Oh BTW, did I mention SC rocks?
don't think you did DL!*lol*


The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 08:42:25
My URL:http://www.sorhed
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
Star Sign: No Parking Anytime
Fav Animal: my page
Fav Actor/Actress: my page
Life Ambition: my page
Fav Phrase: Come visit my page

Comments:

my page


shameless indeed!


The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 08:39:46
My URL:http://www.sorhed
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 111111111111111111111
Star Sign: Men at Work
Fav Animal: Goldfish
Fav Actor/Actress: Goldfish in Pinnochio
Life Ambition: To be like a goldfish
Fav Phrase: Akira roasting over an open fire........

Comments:
This is a fantastic page, if not merely for the fact my wonderful words grace it so often

The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 08:27:56
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 1-2 1-2-3-4
Star Sign: STOP
Fav Animal: leotard...or was that leopard? hmmm
Fav Actor/Actress: Sandra Bullock
Life Ambition: To tie my shoes
Fav Phrase: Barney roasting over an open fire.....

Comments:
A duck walks into a bar. "Got any duck food," he asks the bartender. "Nope. Just beer." The bartender says. So the duck leaves. Next day, he's back. "Got any duck food," he asks. The bartender says: "I told you, we dont have any duck food here." So the duck leaves. Next day he's back. "Got any duck food?" he asks again. The bartender, whos getting rather irritated says: "If you ask me if we have any more duck food one more time, I'll nail your feet to the floor." So the duck says: "Got any nails?" "Nope," the bartender says. "So, got any duck food?" the duck asks.
name - 01/10/98 08:19:26
My Email:email
ICQ #: ICQ#
Star Sign: Star Sign
Fav Animal: Fav Animal
Fav Actor/Actress: Fav Actor/Actress
Life Ambition: Life Ambition
Fav Phrase: Fav Phrase

Comments:
Your Comments:

The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 06:00:23
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: the number you have dialed has been disconnected
Star Sign: No Turn On Red
Fav Animal: Lassie
Fav Actor/Actress: Benji
Life Ambition: To publish "1001 Bar Jokes"
Fav Phrase: In the case of change in cabin pressure.........

Comments:

I'm in the lead. (for now)



The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 05:24:04
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Star Sign: Slower Traffic Keep Right
Fav Animal: spiddledoof
Fav Actor/Actress: Lassie
Life Ambition: To slay the Jabberwockey in my pajamas
Fav Phrase: I'm sorry. We can't come to the phone right now.....

Comments:
First man walks into a bar. A second man walks into the same bar. The first man turns to the second and asks "You didn't see it either?"

The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 04:41:45
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 87654321
Star Sign: Strong winds next 60 miles
Fav Animal: namz
Fav Actor/Actress: Justine
Life Ambition: To learn the lyrics to kumbaya
Fav Phrase: Ro, ro, ro your boat, gently under Justine, ha ha, fooled you all. I'm a submarine

Comments:
A man walks into a bar. He approaches the bartender and says "Excuse me, I need something that will get rid of hiccups." The bartender eyed his stock, and selected a bottle of whiskey. He then proceeded to bring it down on the man's head. The man fell t the floor dazed. He shakily got up, and said "What did you do that for?!" The bartender replied "See? You don't have any hiccups." The man said "I know. It's for my wife!!"

The Dark Lord - 01/10/98 04:26:44
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 12345678
Star Sign: School bus stop 400 ft
Fav Animal: me
Fav Actor/Actress: me
Life Ambition: To be like me
Fav Phrase: "I tried to get a life once, but they were out of stock."

Comments:
A man walk into a bar.......and says "Ouch!"

Akira the Grendel - 01/10/98 01:05:16
My URL:http://www.the_man.com
My Email:the_REAL_McCOY@bitchass.com
ICQ #: 5764987
Star Sign: Scorpio
Fav Animal: Ninja Turtles
Fav Actor/Actress: Neve Campbell
Life Ambition: To get one hot chick
Fav Phrase: I do desire that we become better strangers.

Comments:
Justine rules. I like the net friends part. ESPECIALLY the first name!

Akira and Grendel - 01/10/98 01:02:05
My URL:http://www.cousins.com
My Email:cousins@cousins.com
ICQ #: 3489834
Star Sign: Scorpio and Leo
Fav Animal: Motorcycles
Fav Actor/Actress: Pamela Anderson!!!!!!
Life Ambition: To fuck lotsa chicks
Fav Phrase: Love, friendship, respect, do not unite people as much as a common hatred for something.

Comments:
We thought this was a porn place! Damn it! You should name your page differently. But those little naked animals were CUTE...

Devil by the Deed (Akira) - 01/10/98 00:57:49
My URL:http://www.burninhell.com
My Email:FUCKYOU@mofo's.com
ICQ #: 3487568
Star Sign: Taurus
Fav Animal: Charlie Horse
Fav Actor/Actress: Urkel
Life Ambition: Become enlightened
Fav Phrase: What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.

Comments:
Dreadfully boring. Those pictures suck. I can't tell WHAT they are! I get lost too. It's not straightforward.

Akira the Conqueror - 01/10/98 00:53:54
My URL:http://www.MYempire.com
My Email:Iruletheworld@empires.com
ICQ #: 4837984
Star Sign: Sagit
Fav Animal: Eel
Fav Actor/Actress: Tia Carrere
Life Ambition: To conquer beautiful women
Fav Phrase: When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

Comments:
This page is outstanding. Hard work, determination, and perserverance shows. Justine must have been sweating blood making this page. Well done. It is worthy of my eye, therefore, it is worthy of everyone else'.

Saint Akira - 01/10/98 00:46:28
My Email:Blessyou@heaven.com
ICQ #: 2348787
Star Sign: Leo
Fav Animal: Urchin
Fav Actor/Actress: Samuel L. Jackson
Life Ambition: To fuck lotsa women and still go to heaven

Comments:


Akira the Weak - 01/10/98 00:40:54
My Email:Runaway@wussnet.com
ICQ #: 4768798
Star Sign: Aries
Fav Animal: Weiner dog
Fav Actor/Actress: Teri Hatcher
Life Ambition: To eat lotsa...stuff
Fav Phrase: A liar needs a good memory

Comments:
I've seen better sites. This one is mediocre.

The Zeeeeeeeeeeeester!! - 01/09/98 23:33:16
My URL:http://www.dontclickonthis.com
My Email:same@same.com
ICQ #: ICQ're # 2!!
Star Sign: To the Universe...go 5 million milez then hang a left at Uranus
Fav Animal: my pet Z
Fav Actor/Actress: Queen Justine
Life Ambition: hmmm........
Fav Phrase: I'm getting close to it!!

Comments:
see i came ... i saw ...and i colored...hey this page getz better everytime i come back..heh heh

Zeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 01/09/98 20:59:17
My URL:http://www.forasmuchtimeIsigningthishereguestbookIcouldalreadyhaveone.com
My Email:zmailro@usa.net
ICQ #: 5228927
Star Sign: No Vacancy
Fav Animal: Me ......Again!!
Fav Actor/Actress: You .....Of Course!!!(actress that iz *wink*)
Life Ambition: Just to be a tenth as nice and sweet as you!!! = )
Fav Phrase: I RULE!!!!J/K *s*

Comments:
I'll Be Back with my())_))))_(silver)_))))_))> crayon...*devilish grin*

Cune - 01/09/98 16:21:19
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Dungeon/4399/index.html
My Email:cune@earthlink.net
ICQ #: 1200154 and 6114862
Star Sign: Aries
Fav Animal: Monkey
Fav Actor/Actress: I dunno! why you have to make these all hard?! *lol*
Life Ambition: To be a in a semi famous band
Fav Phrase: I'm going to go get stevie like here, not too long from now

Comments:
Hey there person I dunno but may know or something... thanks for joing my webring... but having the code on your page would be helpful :oP *lol* go to my page and sign my guestbook sometime



Z MAN - 01/09/98 06:37:51
My Email:zmailro@usa.net
ICQ #: 5228927
Star Sign: Aquarius
Fav Animal: me
Fav Actor/Actress: the GREAT JUSTINE THOMPSON
Life Ambition: keepsigning this guestbook
Fav Phrase: Who said that?

Comments:
The Dark Lord walks into a bar and says...ouch!

NAMZ - 01/09/98 06:01:36
My Email:ten.asu@oRliamZ
ICQ #: 7298225
Star Sign: suirauqA
Fav Animal: em
Fav Actor/Actress: uoy
Life Ambition: LD naht erom koobtseug ruoy ngis oT
Fav Phrase: ?CS s'erehw

Comments:
?eno ekam ot em wohs uoy nac ... egap ecin

The Dark Lord - 01/09/98 04:02:49
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: yup, I've got one
Star Sign: Falling Rocks Ahead
Fav Animal: SC...(me) and DL is now sorry he put that here
Fav Actor/Actress: SC
Life Ambition: To be like SC
Fav Phrase: Three men wak into a bar. The fourth ducks.

Comments:
Three strings walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bartender, and says "Give me a glass of water." The bartender turns to the string and says "Get out of here." The second string decides that politeness is in order. He cautiously approached he bartender and said "Excuse me Mr. Bartender, if it's not too much trouble for you, I'd like a real small glass of water please." The bartender merely said,"Go away, we don't serve strings here." The third string walked into the bathroom. He proceede to mess up his hair and twist his body into strange shapes. He walked out to the bar, and said "I'd like a glass of water." The bartender eyed him carefully and said "Aren't you a string?" The string replied "Nope. I'm a frayed knot."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH



The Dark Lord - 01/09/98 03:40:33
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 77777777777777777777777777777
Star Sign: Slippery When Wet
Fav Animal: Smaug the Dragon
Fav Actor/Actress: Silvercurlz
Life Ambition: To fill up this here guestbook
Fav Phrase: ANYONE WANNA CHAT?

Comments:
Hmm, getting there. Soon I shall be the Master of SC's Guestbook!! Tremble and fear!!!

The Dark Lord - 01/09/98 03:32:05
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: *tt &p*
Star Sign: *tt &p*
Fav Animal: *tt &p*
Fav Actor/Actress: *tt &p*
Life Ambition: *tt &p*
Fav Phrase: *tt &p*

Comments:
*tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p* *tt &p*

YUMMY - 01/04/98 07:47:21
My Email:yummy_5@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 6414091
Star Sign: hmm i don't know...
Fav Animal: not sure???
Life Ambition: to be something...anything
Fav Phrase: yuppers

Comments:
SC this is the 2nd time i've been here and i love it even more this time! I finally got to look around and see almost everything..so by the way who does DL have a crush on? He won't say...hehe this really makes me wonder.....well you need to hurry up and et back here it't not the same without you here!!

The Dark Lord - 01/04/98 02:50:07
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:hasn't changed
ICQ #: everpresent
Star Sign: Under Construction
Fav Animal: Three toothed slob
Fav Actor/Actress: That one lady
Life Ambition: To rub my head and pat my belly simultaneously
Fav Phrase: A man walked into a bar.........

Comments:

I've got nothing to say



The Dark Lord - 01/04/98 02:42:35
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: I have one
Star Sign: Alreadly Listed
Fav Animal: Stated before
Fav Actor/Actress: Myself
Life Ambition: To sign SC's guestbook more times than Z
Fav Phrase: If it doesn't fit, force it.

Comments:
This is such a kewl page! (Course, I helped alot, heck I practically made the site myself! j/k) Good work SC.

Akira the Grendel (David) - 12/24/97 09:25:16
My Email:rong@direct.ca
ICQ #: 5319499
Star Sign: Baboon
Fav Animal: Sasquatch
Fav Actor/Actress: Justine, of course...although I've never seen her act! Hehehe
Life Ambition: To get a HOT chick like any supermodel out there to be my wife...oh yeah!!!!
Fav Phrase: Vivat Grendel, mother fucker

Comments:
SC kicks major ass! DL's and SC's pages KICK ASS!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Of course, I'm biased, but SC still KICKS ASS!!!!!!! YEah!

JAMI **YUMMY** - 12/23/97 00:48:48
My Email:yummy_5@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 5439722
Fav Animal: cat
Life Ambition: to do good!! hehe
Fav Phrase: yuppers, and yummy

Comments:
SC i love your site!! It's great and i feel very honored to be included in it!! keep up the great work and i will be back to explore farther!!! I can't wait to see the stuff that i didn't have time to look at!

beanzRus - 12/21/97 23:15:36
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Battlefield/6803
My Email:beanzrus@hotmail.com
ICQ #: you know it 4951234
Star Sign: capricorn
Fav Animal: dead
Fav Actor/Actress: me
Life Ambition: to have fun and kik @$$
Fav Phrase: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

Comments:
hay nice page. im shocked that you included me in your page, i feel so special. i am dissapointed that you dont know me well. i guess we'll have to talk more. bye bye now.

YellowMan - 12/20/97 09:31:31
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Dungeon/2464

Comments:



YellowMan - 12/20/97 08:02:53
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Dungeon/2464
My Email:yellowreign@mailcity.com
ICQ #: 1814648
Fav Animal: Yellow Jaguar
Fav Actor/Actress: Too Many
Life Ambition: To own all Yellow
Fav Phrase: "Life's a bitch and then you die"

Comments:
hey there justine, i love ur page! purple is a kewl color and yu know how to use it. ill seeya on icq or ts, seeya Support The Reign Of Yellow

LemonBeanz / Sergent Lemon - 12/14/97 23:56:24
My URL:http://biglemon.com
My Email:iwishit@hotmail.com
ICQ #: I so don't not understand this
Star Sign: Lemon
Fav Animal: Lemon Bug
Fav Actor/Actress: Brad Lemon-Pitt
Life Ambition: To grow up, settle down with the right lemon and have a family
Fav Phrase: I am so not unliking this page

Comments:
If there are any lemons out there, please...I need some lemon support. I just lost my friend. The driver of the car appealed but didn't get it. 30 minutes for him! We had to peel her off the road. Oh dear!

Tuna Dog (Ricky Frith) - 12/14/97 23:45:25
My URL:http://www.silvercurlsisreallyawesomeandshegothersitedonebeforeIdid.com
My Email:rrfrith@bigfoot.com
ICQ #: 4707611
Star Sign: Pisces
Fav Animal: Cat (Kitten)
Fav Actor/Actress: Harrison Ford/Sandra Bullock
Life Ambition: To sing professionally
Fav Phrase: Don't worry, I won't be late. I'm always on time.

Comments:
This site is really cool Silver. I am so glad I met you and have gotten to know you through chat and now ICQ. You are the first person I ever met in a chat room (basically because it was the first time I had ever chatted) and you were one of the main re sons I kept coming back to TS. Now I have a bunch of friends of chat and honestly owe a lot of that to you. You're awesome. See y'all in TS!

Z MAN - 12/14/97 22:52:43
My Email:YOU HAVE IT
ICQ #: THIS ALSO
Star Sign: **WELCOME TO SilverCurlz WONDERFUL WORLD OF DESIGNER NET PAGES**
Fav Animal: ME AGAIN
Fav Actor/Actress: YOU AGAIN
Life Ambition: YOU KNOW THAT ONE !!
Fav Phrase: **WHO SHOULD I BE THIS TIME I LOG ON**

Comments:
NEENER NEENER "LUCKY 100TH VISITOR"

RO - 12/14/97 22:40:28
Star Sign: *sigh* oops thought it said "sigh"
Fav Animal: ME
Fav Actor/Actress: YOU
Life Ambition: TO HAVE A HAPPY LIFE
Fav Phrase: YO RO RO RO YER BOAT GENLY DOWN JUSTINE J/K *nudge nudge wink wink**

Comments:
I WAS THE 69TH VISITOR*WINK* very nice page !!!

Tom (THE SunKing) - 12/14/97 22:22:19
My URL:http://oocities.com/SouthBeach/Sands/3263.htm
My Email:Sunking@oocities.com
ICQ #: What the hell is an ICQ#?
Star Sign: Aries, what else would you expect?
Fav Animal: Cheetah
Fav Actor/Actress: Jack (of course)/ Debi Diamond
Life Ambition: To enjoy everything I do
Fav Phrase: Life's a journey, not a destination -- Steven Tyler

Comments:
Justine, your right, I had no idea your fourteen, but that dosen't matter, you seem like a responsible drinker to me :) I have really enjoyed your page and not just because I'm part of it. It's friends like you that make the internet a worthwhile surfing dventure.

LeStat - 12/14/97 03:17:48
Fav Animal: Vampire bat
Fav Actor/Actress: you
Life Ambition: to rule with Queen of Undead
Fav Phrase: "Care for a bite?"

Comments:
Sweet,fair maiden SilverCurlz...care to dine?
Me : *bows* Why yes kind sir

Tuna Dog (Ricky Frith) - 12/10/97 07:47:50
My URL:http://www.wishIhadmoretimetoworkonit.com
My Email:rrfrith@bigfoot.com
ICQ #: 4707611
Star Sign: Pisces
Fav Animal: Cat (Kitten)
Fav Actor/Actress: Harrison Ford/Sandra Bullock
Life Ambition: To be a professional singer.
Fav Phrase: Don't worry, I'll be early. I promise.

Comments:


Raven - 12/03/97 04:06:54
My Email:raven_911@mailcity.com
Fav Animal: Raven
Fav Phrase: So it is said,so it shall come to pass. Quote the Raven, Nevermore.

Comments:
Nice site keep up the good work.

(Silly)Sally Saunders - 11/25/97 02:36:07
My Email:no use putting it on because I'm leaving uni soon!
ICQ #: ? (I don't understand this!
Star Sign: Cancer
Fav Animal: baby ones, ie kitttens, puppies, etc.
Fav Actor/Actress: Leonardo diCaprio (coz he's not too shabby)
Life Ambition: To be happy, whatever I'm doing!
Fav Phrase: "Bite me!" or "Get a dog up ya!"

Comments:
I'm very honoured to be mentioned as one of your netfriends. It's been nice knowing you. I'd like to chat to you on the new chat room(s), but I don't really understand how to use it properly yet. Anyway, I'll hopefully see ya round soon! Love, Silly Sally.

Bianna - 11/24/97 08:15:12
My Email:banna007@hotmail.com
Star Sign: Aquarius
Fav Animal: Dog
Fav Actor/Actress: Brad Pitt
Life Ambition: To live life to the fullest
Fav Phrase: it is Sooooooo not

Comments:
Hey mujc your page is hot. I love the background, it's really an "L" thing. Stay cool in the summer months thanks for the squize at ya page. Bye!

Mike... - 11/24/97 05:50:09
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Lair/7412/
My Email:mbandman@rocketmail.com
ICQ #: Ummm, errr, *shrug* I forgot...
Star Sign: Leo...
Fav Animal: Bird...
Fav Actor/Actress: Michael Biehn...
Life Ambition: Ummm, errr, *shrug* I forgot...
Fav Phrase: It's better to have loved and lost to have never loved at all...

Comments:
Hey Justine! Cool page! You've done really well! Keep up the good work! Seeya! ~Mike *big hug and kiss* @->---

The Dark Lord - 11/23/97 05:10:06
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 1371045
Star Sign: Aries
Fav Animal: Dragon
Fav Actor/Actress: Cary Elwes
Life Ambition: To Rule the World
Fav Phrase: The sum of human intelligence is a constant. It is the population that is growing.

Comments:
Glad to be a friend of the great §ilvercurls.

Zeeeeeeeeeeee Z Man - 11/22/97 11:45:11
ICQ #: YOU'VE GOT IT
Star Sign: AQUARIUS
Fav Animal: ME
Fav Actor/Actress: YOU
Life Ambition: RECORDING ARTIST/MASTER OF ALL THINGS/RECORDING ENGINEER/PRODUCER/YOUR HERO/YOURS**lol** =}...NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER *lol*
Fav Phrase: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING IF YOU DON'T TRY

Comments:
hmmm...GOOD...SO FAR*lol* NO SERIOUSLY,IT HAS BEEN A PLEASURE TO HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE MET YOU ON THE NET. I LOOK FORWARD TO THE GOODTIMES AHEAD AND HOPE ONE DAY TO MEET YOU IN PERSON(WHEN WE'RE BOTH FAMOUS)*lol/rofflmao*(j/k)I'M SURE YOUR PAGE WILL BE A BIG SUCCESS!!GOOD LUCK!!! PEACE, LOVE,HAPPINESS,HOPE. Zeeeeeeeeeeee ya on the net!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zeeeeeeeeeeee Z Man - 11/22/97 11:20:46
ICQ #: YOU'VE GOT IT
Star Sign: AQUARIUS
Fav Animal: ME
Fav Actor/Actress: YOU
Life Ambition: RECORDING ARTIST/MASTER OF ALL THINGS/ RECORDING ENGINEER/PRODUCER/YOUR HERO
Fav Phrase: YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING, IF YOU DON'T TRY

Comments:
LOOKS GOOD...SO FAR *lol*. NO...SERIOUSLY,I'M GLAD WE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE MET. YOU'RE A VERY WITTY LADY. I LOOK FORWARD TO THE GOODTIMES AHEAD AND HOPE SOMEDAY TO MEET YOU IN PERSON(WHEN WE'RE BOTH FAMOUS**lol/rofflmao**j/k PEACE,LOVE,HAPPINESS AND HOPE:Zeeeeeeeeeeee

Thinpuppy (chris) - 11/22/97 08:25:24
My URL:http://www.cnw.com/~thinpupp/index.htm
My Email:thinpupp@cnw.com
ICQ #: 1941556
Star Sign: Cancer
Fav Animal: Cat
Fav Actor/Actress: Christopher Walkin
Life Ambition: Have money and very powerfull computer
Fav Phrase: It is funny how the world turns so fast, but yet our lifes sometimes seem to go nowhere. I've contenplated this for a long time and so many things have happened to me that I just learned that we have to deal with life as it is delt to u . (Thinpuppy 9-7-97)

Comments:
Hey there Silver I love the images on the friends part, there cool in a cute and funny way. I give this site a thumbs up!!!!!!

Thee Poetry Corner



** Kitana ** - 11/22/97 08:09:49
My URL:
http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Dungeon/8459
My Email:jackie510@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 1526870
Star Sign: Sagitarious
Fav Animal: Dog or cat
Fav Actor/Actress: Melissa Joan-Hart
Life Ambition: Umm.... well... a vet maybe?
Fav Phrase: "There is no knowledge that is not power."

Comments:
Great page Justine! keep up the great work on it! Hewwo! *L* :o)

Justine - 11/22/97 03:57:59
My URL:this is it
My Email:silvercurls@hotmail.com
ICQ #: 5866004
Star Sign: Aries
Fav Animal: Elephant
Fav Actor/Actress: Brad Pitt
Life Ambition: actress
Fav Phrase: Get Stuffed

Comments:
I had to sign my page first and say yea! Its got nothing in it at the moment but soon it will! I promise! So come back! Please!

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