Raven - 12/12/98 01:38:55
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Colosseum/Sideline/5266
My Email:raven_911@rocketmail.com
Do you think I'm human?: i suppose
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Laugh
Fav Animal: Raven
Life Ambition: to die
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Fuck Life

Comments:
hey. its been awhile and i wondered how you were. drop me a line sometime. Later....

jrmac - 12/07/98 04:39:38
My URL:http://jrmac.hypermart.net/
My Email:jrmac@sprint.ca
Do you think I'm human?: definitely
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: open it
Fav Animal: cat
Life Ambition: survive
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: whers is the acetone?

Comments:
You have a great site and I enjoyed my visit.If you want to attract a huge number of visitors sign up for this totally FREE service at http://www.links2u.com/index.shtml?jrmac@sprint.ca or buy the GOLD service (like I have) for a guaranteed 10,000 visito s.

Teresa - 11/16/98 20:12:39
My URL:http://totalimage.gdgdesigns.com
My Email:totalimge@aol.com

Comments:
Great site! Your graphics and backgrounds are fantastic. I'm really enjoying my visit.

Cindy - 10/21/98 13:48:57 My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy My Email:cinth@usa.net comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy

Comments:

10/18/98 09:25:31

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks

Yuppy - 09/04/98 06:00:05
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/Yuppy/
My Email:possum@lm.net.au
ICQ#: 5379218
Do you think I'm human?: No, you're a party animal like me
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Invite you to join the party
Fav Animal: Live ones
Life Ambition: to keep on partying
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Ohh....stuff and fluff!

Comments:
Wow! I really love your site. I'll be back when the party's over.

*quicksilver... - 08/25/98 15:51:00
My URL:http://mates_are_us.html
My Email:QuickSilver63@hotmail.com
ICQ#: you already got it
Do you think I'm human?: i know you are *grin*
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: invite you in...then *looks around*...maybe i should shutup now...
Fav Animal: kangaroo
Life Ambition: pornostar!!! *jk*
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: i'd say "hehehehehehe"

Comments:
hey the justine *smiles* i'm sooo bored...get yer cute lil' butt online so i could talk to you!! well cya l8r sexy *hehe* *quicksilver*

~Zèêê~ - 08/01/98 19:49:38
My URL:http://still the same...
My Email:it hasn't changed...
ICQ#: you have it...
Do you think I'm human?: I'm beginning to wonder...
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: at this point, I couldn't tell you...
Fav Animal: live ones...
Life Ambition: ...
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: depends...

Comments:
think html.... "V_ _ _ S_ _ _ _ _"

J-Ray - 07/25/98 11:45:53
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~jr17
My Email:firespam@gurlmail.com
ICQ#: don't gots one
Do you think I'm human?: no, neither am I
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: say hi
Fav Animal: CAT! CAT! CAT! CAT!
Life Ambition: to be in a popular and critically-acclaimed band
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: "WOO HOO!"

Comments:
Cool page, it is vary grooooooooooooooooooooovay. Visiti my page of grooooovvaaaaainess for lots of groovay stuff, otay? And sign the guestbook!

Hi - 07/23/98 05:24:05
My URL:http://www.hen_are_you.com.ing_back_the_challet?
My Email:are_you@home.com
Do you think I'm human?: maybe nut more than likely you're something supernatural
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: let you in
Fav Animal: you
Life Ambition: you know
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: let's stick together...*wink*

Comments:
Where the hell are you?

Justine is a fucken dick - 07/18/98 00:33:08
My Email:pplace@ihug.co.nz
Do you think I'm human?: no your a fat alien who can`t rollerblade
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: you live at my house you weiner
Fav Animal: bigfoot
Life Ambition: to kill you
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: stuff u dickhead

Comments:
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~Zèêê§teR~ - 05/18/98 02:04:22

Comments:
keeps gettin better...cept for that crappy guestworld book...wouldn't upload

JUST PUT YOUR CURSOR OVER MY BANNER

COME VISIT MY PAGE

Comments:
Hey girl! It's been forever since i have talked with you but i'm sure you have been doing lots of cool stuff! You need to write me on icq or send me a e-mail (i know you have my addy 'cause all the forwards *s*) I miss talking with all my old buds! You need to let me know where's everyone's chatting at now 'cause i miss ya'll! And please tell QS that i'm sorry if i made him mad the other day! Your page is looking great!

Unorthodox Medicine - 05/07/98 01:26:46
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Dimension/8591
My Email:yonk1260@dpnet.net
ICQ#: 9395983
Do you think I'm human?: maybe?
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: call the police
Fav Animal: snapping turtles
Life Ambition: be a net junky
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: I have no idea

Comments:
Yah got a pgood page here...or as Gumbo would say...Groovy! *laughs* I remember coming here before....hmmmm.....when I don't remember....If you haven't noticed...I ramble...looks like I'm doing it right now, eh? Well....thanks fer signin' me guestbook! se you around!

MIKE MOSER - 04/28/98 00:49:23
My Email:pimpin421@hotmail.com
ICQ#: SURE MAYBE NOT
Do you think I'm human?: posibly ????????YEA WHY NOT
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: SHAVE MAYBE IF U SUPRIZE ME
Fav Animal: A FREAK
Life Ambition: STREAK IN THE WHITE HOUSE
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: GOT A TOWEL

Comments:
YOU KNOW THIS IS A PRITTY COOL WEB SITE ITS TO BAD I AM TO BURNT TO FIGGER OUT HOW TO DO IT MY SELF I HAVE TRIED BUT NOW LUCK

SHEMAN - 04/26/98 00:57:12
My URL:http://sheman.home.ml.org
My Email:sheman@mailcity.com
ICQ#: i used to have it!! ;Þ
Do you think I'm human?: whats a human?
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: belch in yer face...then kiss you
Fav Animal: DOGs!!!!! &and my boyfriend
Life Ambition: to belch the FULL alphabet
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: um....no?

Comments:
I couldn't do frames either!! heh...I made YELLOWMAN do it for me! ;Þ Yer page is cool. I'm sorry YellowMan made you go visit mine.... ITS NOT EVEN DONE!!!!! it should be soon though. -SHEMAN(Linda)

jacob - 04/24/98 13:31:11
My Email:jacobseedorf@hotmail.com
ICQ#: don't have one
Do you think I'm human?: sure
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: BE SURPRISED
Fav Animal: cats or maybe rabbits
Life Ambition: get a job
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: help I'm stuck!!

Comments:
nice website I am visiting it because it was in a e-mail that I got.

Michael Bandman aka ~*Ð僃ý Ðû©k*~ - 04/24/98 12:14:27
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/4217/
My Email:mbandman@yahoo.com
ICQ#: 7525528
Do you think I'm human?: No, I think you're a babe *LMAO*
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: You would love to know wouldn't you? *devilish grin*
Fav Animal: Bird
Life Ambition: To get a good job and to have a great family
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Mmmm hmmm, hmmm, erm, ummm

Comments:
Hey babe! Well you wanted me to sign your guestbook again so here I am. Even though I said I'd do it yesterday! *LMAO* Well your homepage looks better than ever, keep up the good work babe! I'll seeya later! *sweet kiss and warm hug* - Mikey

Jenn Wolfe - 04/18/98 04:19:20
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Kylarra/index.html
My Email:wolfej@william.jewell.edu
Do you think I'm human?: I don't know if I'M human...
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: You would have to find it first
Fav Animal: Cat
Life Ambition: To move to CA and be a music producer..
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Excuse me...are they all that size....

Comments:
Great page, loved it...hey, and I don't think that you are that scary....

Jennie - 04/17/98 22:02:26
My Email:jenniezamora@hotmail.com
Do you think I'm human?: I Guess
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Possibly not answer
Fav Animal: dog
Life Ambition: ????
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: It's not MY fault- honest!

Comments:
Your web page is pretty cool!

Princess Carrie - 03/28/98 20:14:34
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Station/5210
My Email:Pf3100@aol.com
Fav Animal: Horses ;-)
Life Ambition: I dunno

Comments:
Cool page! I like all your graphics!

my friends call me Rob *s* - 03/26/98 14:30:44
My Email:QuickSilver63@hotmail.com
Do you think I'm human?: hehe sometimes *jk*
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: kiss ya' *s*
Fav Animal: Kangaroo
Life Ambition: what does ambition mean?
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: this sux!!

Comments:
hello Justine! I think your page kicks ass!! It's really neat! We really don't chat that mcuh anymore. we really should! i miss chattin' with ya'! well cya l8er girlie *hugs her*

Sanjana Baijnath - 03/22/98 06:48:21
My URL:don't have one
My Email:sanjistar@hotmail.com
Do you think I'm human?: No
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Kick U out
Fav Animal: Dog
Life Ambition: To be famous
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: This is not me... its the voices in my head

Comments:
Mary T told me to come here. Cool page anyway!!!

Twig - 03/21/98 23:40:41
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Hollywood/Lot/4114
My Email:jtwig@hotmail.com
Do you think I'm human?: what's a human ;)
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Wow, these on-line people are *real*?
Fav Animal: frog (okay, it's an anphibian {sp?})
Life Ambition: I wish I had one!
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: I am not what I seem

Comments:
Neat page! Like your guestbook questions too...well not much else to say, so bye now!

XIIIth Death - 03/06/98 23:30:13
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/timessquare/battelfield/9296
My Email:dga@mailexcite.com
ICQ#: You have mine.
Do you think I'm human?: Ummmm.... no.
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Be very afraid... ;) j/k
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: I have no clue.

Comments:
very nice page. better then mine. Mine needs a little work though, but oh well. Keep up the good work!!

~Zèêê§têR~ - 03/05/98 23:06:56

Comments:
Whoops...heh heh heh...forgot to leave this for ya... br>
Lee Statt - 03/05/98 07:34:57
My URL:http://www.hat_L_how.com.?
My Email:lestat@hellmail.com
Do you think I'm human?: By the Hounds of Hades I hope not!!
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Offer you some BLOOD
Fav Animal: My pet bat "Bellfrie"
Life Ambition: To lurk in the shadows...*lurk lurk*
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Ummm...Got Blood

Comments:
Hope you don't mind but Bellfrie wanted to hang behind and keep and eye on things*Smiles baring blood soaked fangs*

Comments:
Just came by as you asked...the site is growing nicely
why thank ya kind sir

Comments:
I am so bored I have to sign my own page, how depressing can ya get? I could do maths homewrok but no thank ya...how bout german? get stuffed. So I am just filling in time.
¤~®ø§ilverÇurlzø®~¤ I love typing that...not. I actually copy and pasted cause I wouldn't have a clue how to write it now. heheheh, I do but I'm too lazy to think about it.

Comments:
You've done a fantastic job on your homepage and I have to say I'm impressed. You starting to make me worried! If you even need any help don't hesitate to ask me because I'll always help you! Check your e-mail often because you never know when I may have -mailed you! Anyway seeya later!

Super Chick - 02/27/98 02:26:57
My URL:http://members.aol.com/SuprChik1/home.html
My Email:SuprChik1@aol.com
ICQ#: um, no
Do you think I'm human?: if you are, then I must not be... =)
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: um, I never answer the door, so, Todo Esta Bueno
wadda wadda wadda?
Fav Animal: sex hungry male. (gotta be cute at the same time though)
okay I now change my fav animal, this one's a WHOLE lot better
Life Ambition: to learn how to dance
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: yeah, cool! *lol*

Comments:
you need a section for our quotes on your web page... you're really creative, maybe you could help me out on my web page. http://members.aol.com/SuprChik1/home.html =) COOL PAGE (=
sure I will...one day

Yummy - 02/25/98 04:28:28
My Email:yummy_5@hotmail.com
ICQ#: 6414091
Do you think I'm human?: mostly
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: say hi
Fav Animal: none
Life Ambition: none
You ambitious person you
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: oh shit

Comments:
Hey SC just stopped in to see if you had added any cool new stuff! Getting better and better!
Awwww gee I dunno bout that

EHao - 02/22/98 05:12:37
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SouthBeach/Cove/8911/
ICQ#: 5559318
Do you think I'm human?: no, you are a homo-sapien
*thinks* heyyyy...isn't that the same thing?
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: the probabilty is 0.
Fav Animal: rabbit
Life Ambition: a PHD in maths
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: "today is a good day to die"

Comments:
Nice Homepage. Really good!

Thank you!

Sunshiney - 02/17/98 17:19:54
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SiliconValley/Lab/5481/
My Email:sunshiney@oocities.com
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Call the police?
Fav Animal: Big-foot!
Life Ambition: To work on a sattelite. (not actually going out in space)
A SPY sattelite perchance?
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: "Sorry, I gotta go, I've dubble-parked my UFO"

Comments:

This place is cool!
Please stop by my page and sign my guestbook!

--Sunshiney--

Comments:
hello fellow badgrrrl stop by my home too and please sign
sure, anything for a fellow webringer, hehehe

Gumbo - 02/15/98 05:04:53
My URL:http://oocities.com/BourbonStreet/Delta/2445
My Email:gumbo@dixie-net.com
ICQ#: 7236270
Do you think I'm human?: No more than I... *g*
Well that says a lot huh?
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Are you cute?.... kidding. Probably say Hi
Fav Animal: Crawdads... they taste so good!
Life Ambition: to be known for something completely wacky and to use Bill Gates as a footstool
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Muffins

Comments:
Very wacky page. Absoulutely loved it! For a second there I thought I might actually have a long-lost twin sister! I had an award, you'd get it...DING! Lightbulb! (note to self...get an award for insane and wacky pages) Anywho "sis" see ya in the chats!
ARGH!! Sorry but I forgot who you were for a sec, thought you were a stalker! Argh! I am crazy though! heheheh

RooK - 02/07/98 02:22:24
My URL:to lazy to make a page
My Email:silent_fh@hotmail.com
ICQ#: 56ocho4sixsix3
Do you think I'm human?: whats a human? ...seriously.. a walking talking mass of flesh.. i wouldnt call anyone that...to their face
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: wonder how the hell you found my house probably
Fav Animal: cows... feel sorry for the things.. while animal rights protestors are petitioning the NRA.. thousands of cows are being killed with a swift sledge hammer to the skull..... and all because they arent as cute as a deer is
Mine is an ant, cause you just step on them without thinking, poor things....
Life Ambition: to be a burdon on society
Hey! Thats my life ambition too!
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: i read your guest book and most of the good jokes were already taken.. so im not gonna answer this one..
awwwww

Comments:
pretty cool page.. very organized .. if you dont mind me saying a few things i would change.. i would change the backgrounds.. i had to squint to read the type... either that or change the color of the type.. and i wouldnt play any hanson in the backgro nd :p *gag* but i did think it was a pretty cool page.. anyway.. guess thats it
Thank ya, I enjoy creative critism

Jami - 01/31/98 06:40:06
My Email:yummy_5@hotmail.com
ICQ#: 6414091
Do you think I'm human?: yeah mostly
Mostly? Is some part of me not? Wait, don't answer that
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: stare
Fav Animal: don't have one
Life Ambition: to be something, anything....
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: sh**

Comments:
SC i know i have signed your guestbook before but i come back ever now and then to see what you have changed and what's new! You've done a great job! Keep up the good work
Awww shucks, thanks

Michael Bandman. - 01/29/98 05:47:58
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Lair/7412/
My Email:mbandman@rocketmail.com
ICQ#: 7525528.
Do you think I'm human?: Nope.
I KNEW I was different! *lol*
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Give you a hug and kiss!
And then another and another and another.....
Fav Animal: Bird.
Life Ambition: Enjoy myself.
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Crap!

Comments:
Neat homepage!
I wish

Stacee aka WESTSIDE - 01/27/98 08:41:23
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Arena/5342
My Email:stacee@pronet.net
Do you think I'm human?: Ummmm Nope your A Vampire Just like me just joking
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Be shocked and then I would invite you in and we can hang out and do whatever
Fav Animal: CAt
Life Ambition: TO be a police officer
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: ummm I have to go I hear my mom calling me. lol

Comments:
I think this site is DA BOMB keep up the good work
okay thanks...who are you again?

Akira a.k.a David Duong Hau - 01/24/98 10:25:52
My URL:Akira...dead? Nah, just a diff guy now.
My Email:akibloke@direct.ca
ICQ#: 5319499
Do you think I'm human?: Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I think you're not human? What sort of absurd question is this? Is there something I should know, Justine?
Well actually now that you mention it....
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Another absurd question? This scenario will NEVER EVER occur, so why must I answer? Hey, I don't have to answer it. Haha. Nobody's forcing me to. Great...BUT, I will answer it anyway...just for t e hell of it, I guess. Hmmm...if you were to turn up at my door...I'd say "Yeah right, you little piece of turd. Get the f*** off my land before I call the f***ing cops. How the f*** do you know Justine anyway?...No way, you're too pretty to be Justine I've got to go write an essay now. Goodbye."
I think you have a problem Akira
Fav Animal: I guess I'd have to say anybird. Well, almost anybird. Not carnivourous birds or birds that stay for the winter. Why birds? Cuz I'd like to be a bird. I'd love to fly all day. That's why.
Don't you call girls birds huh Akira? *lol*
Life Ambition: Yeah, so I'd like to become a doctor one day. Why? Various reasons. I'd really want to follow my grandfather's footsteps. I never met him before. He was in Vietnam while I was here in Canada. He died before I got a chance to me t him. He was an honourable man. I know. I can feel it. Anyway, cardiology would be nice. I love hearts. Man, it's gonna take so much time and effort. But, it's my life ambition and I will die for it. Well, maybe not die cuz what's the point of be oming a cardiologist if I die? Oh well.
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Ah, f*** this sh**!! Goddamn it! What the f*** am I gonna do now?! Jesus f***ing Christ!!
Problems Akira?

Comments:
Since I only get one thing, I have to say lotsa things. I don't know how to be as fancy as DL (or the Guardian, as he now calls himself)with all his altered fonts and sh**, but this will be a...nice entry nonetheless. Well, at least I hope so. I haven' planned anything to say yet. All this sh** that's coming out is pure and unrefined. It's raw. Goddamn, I have a bleeding nose. Typical of a wuss, eh? Haha. If any of you mo'fos think I'm a wuss...umm...er...I'd like to see you try to kick my ass... you biarches! I'm not gonna say much about this site cuz you know it's cool. No need to say anything more about it.
Um...well uh yea okay

The Guardian - 01/24/98 02:54:08
My URL:http://silentwatcher.home.ml.org
My Email:thesilentwatcher@hotmail.com
ICQ#: 1371045
Do you think I'm human?: Well, according to these lab tests here.........
ha de ha TG ( The Guardian)
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: There's a reason for deadbolts. VERY good reason I might add
being?
Fav Animal: Barney roasting over a roasting fire...
Life Ambition: To look to the west and see the sun come up
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: *licking lips* mmmmmmmmmmmmm

Comments:
As the Dark Lord, I promise never to sign this guestbook again. But technically, I am not. The Dark Lord has signed once, and once only. Now that I am the Guardian, I have the right to sign it again. The black reign of the Dark Lord is over, in his stead I shall watch over the land. This does bring up an interesting issue. Would it be legally valid if I were to change my name again that I could sign again? I think so. Which means, I could enact such a change at the time of my choosing. Say if I were to sign §C's guestbook each time I renamed myself, and let us suppose it amused me to do so hourly. That would be 24 submissions a day. That would be 168 per week. If I were to do so consistently for a mere year this would mean 8736 signings! But why stop there? On average, a guestbook signing takes 5 minutes. So why waste valuable time hanging on to a handle for 55 extra minutes in which nothing is being accomplished? If I were to undergo a metamorphosis each 5 minutes, think of what this would mean for §C's guestbook. I could leave my traces here 12 times an hour. In one day 288 entries would be submitted myself alone! That is 2016 in a week. This would bring a sum total of 104,832 a year!! This guestbook would be the longest ever, indeed it would be worthy of the Guiness Book of World Records. And if I could get only 4 people to join me in this cause, we are looking at 524,160 signings annually!! At this rate, we could reach 1 MILLION entries in as short as 1.907814407814 years!!! So join me brethren (and sistren) in this noble deed! What do you think §C? Hmm, I guess I already know your answer.

LET IT BEGIN!!!!!!!

Comments:
pretty cool page, better than my pathetic attempts
I agree totally

Zeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 01/17/98 00:11:39
My URL:http://www.hazzup.com.rade ?
My Email:let'z see...oh yeah!! ZmailRo@usa.net (lower case)
ICQ#: fivetwotwoeightninetwoseven
Do you think I'm human?: why.......of course!!!...............................................................................................not hehheh
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: *faintz* *THUD!!!!!*
Fav Animal: hmmm...seemz like you should know this by now...oh well...ME ... again!
Life Ambition: To have you turn up at my d-do....*faintz(again)* *THUD!!!!!(again)* j/k *banrofflmao*...no really, to be a professional musician/producer/songwriter/singer/actor/wuvswave of SC (j/k...well...maybe not!)
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: ummm...would you like a moist towelette?

Comments:
must say I'm glad the war has ended...I know I should have tried harder but then, DL and Akira would have never become the close friends they are today...and that's worth my sacrifice...of course, I presume that they eventually would come to be great frie ds...even without my assistance and the GREAT SilverCurlz' Guestbook...my...my...isn't life awesome?...so many paths that can be taken...like that one over there *points* hmmm...I wonder where that one leads to?*starts walking down it*....HEY!! this leads off the page!!*looks over the edge* mmmmmman!! that's some drop off!! Hey SC!! you better fix this before someone gets hurt!!
I would Z but then you couldn't fall off my page and you'd be stuck here
And we wont say what Z answered to THAT comment!

The Dark Lord - 01/15/98 07:40:54
My URL:http://www.sorhed.home.ml.org
My Email:sorhed@hotmail.com
ICQ#: 1371045
Do you think I'm human?: Personally, I'd rather not answer that question
Why not?
What would you do if I turned up at your door?: Slam the door and call Animal Control*sniff sniff*
Fav Animal: Dragon
Life Ambition: To Rule the World
What would YOU say in a sticky situation?: Get stuffed ©97§C

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Well, not to gloat or anything, but I am the 

THE CHAMPION OF THE GREAT GUESTBOOK WAR!!!

*bows* Thank you, thank you.  I always knew
I could do it.  Akira put up a tough fight for
a while, but I knew that if I endured until the 
end, I would attain the prize.  But there was
no chance for failure, I had made it my obsession,
my goal in life, it was what I lived for, breathed
for, it kept me going during the darkest moments
of my life.  In fact, I had already devised my
next 3 entries when I was informed that the bloody
battle was over, and I was the undisputed victor.
But alas it is over, the time has come to pursue
other goals, complete other visions, fulfill other
dreams.  But old things are passed away, behold all
have become new.  This is a new guestbook, a new
chapter in life, a new era in history.  I have
promised the Great §ilvercurl§ that I shall make one
entry, and one alone, and I shall abide to it, as
hard as such an oath shall be to keep. But I am the
Dark Lord, I shall never go back on my word.  And so
it is, I shall not sign this guestbook again, yea not
for the rest of my days. I wonder the temptation I
shall endure, the intense struggle ahead of me to keep
this pact, to uphold this solemn promise...but no matter.
I will not break this oath.  I decree this day, this is
the only submission I shall make, the only time my words
shall grace these pages.  Well, as a last mention of the
old, the final glance at the former life from which I am
eternally turning away from, I would ask you set the old
guestbook before your eyes.  See the glorious battle between
Akira, Zeeee, and I.  We poured our sweat into it, even unto
the shedding of blood for our cause.  Do not let it be in vain,
do not let it come to naught.  I implore you this day, that our 
labors would not pass by unheeded.  And now on to the new. What
can I say?  To be listed as a friend of the Great §ilvercurl§ is
great honor, one which I am most pleased to have bestowed upon
me; to be among the Counted.  So in parting, I would like to
extol §C, she is truly a wonderful friend, and I am aboundingly
happy that she would offer the marvelous gift of her friendship
to me- A Lord of Darkness, shrouded in mystery, ever the Enigma
never to be revealed, and most importantly: